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28 F Omaha, NE

My Details

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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Graduated from two-year college
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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I was born and raised in Nebraska. Live alone in my awesome apartment. I follow pro and college football. I go to hockey games. I don't wear makeup. I don't have facebook. I didn't own a pizza cutter until last year when someone gave me one as a gift. I love traveling. I have thin hair. I rarely drink alcohol. I keep four pillows on my bed. I appreciate a man who has great spelling and grammar ability. I am horrible at 'reading signals'. I prefer dogs over cats. I am learning to play the ukulele. I have no idea what 'reddit' is.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working for a non-profit child welfare organization, traveling whenever I have the money, spending time with my family and friends, eating good food, laughing a lot, being annoyed by people who cant take their eyes off their goddamn phones to engage in human interaction, dedicating 8 hours a day to sleep.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Directions - it's rare that I'm lost. Multitasking. Driving. Helping people through sicknesses/surgeries/recoveries. Making scrambled eggs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Currently reading the Outlander series.
Favorite movies are 50/50, Star Trek, It's Kind of a Funny Story. For TV I dig NCIS, Psych, Sherlock, Big Bang Theory, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec., Community.
The only music genres I dont care for are screamer-metal and Jesus music.
I love Roja's guacamole. I enjoy sweet potato fries at Twisted Fork. I love the southwest chicken Caesar salad at Paradise. My favorite homemade meal is probably chicken enchiladas or white pizza. There are very few foods I dislike.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bed.
My (parents') dogs.
Big skies.
Music and ears to hear it with.
Something to look forward to.
A good laugh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My family, my dogs, work, when I can visit the mountains, how much money is in my bank account, how I should get rid of cable, why smartphone commercials make me sad for the future of our country, what am I going to make for dinner, what kind of subwoofer my downstairs neighbor has because it is bitchin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a sleep disorder called catathrenia. Basically means I moan like a whore in my sleep.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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If you are Ron Swanson.

If you want a woman who knows how to fold a fitted sheet.

I should mention I am not interested in being part of an 'open marriage'. Not on board with being the third (or fourth or fifth...) wheel in someone else's relationship. That's just not something I understand and/or can compromise on.