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28 F Omaha, NE

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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
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Graduated from two-year college
Politics / Government
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Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
I was born and raised in Nebraska. Live alone in my awesome apartment. I follow pro and college football. I go to hockey games. I don't wear makeup. I don't have facebook. I didn't own a pizza cutter until last year when someone gave me one as a gift. I love traveling. I have thin hair. I rarely drink alcohol. I keep four pillows on my bed. I appreciate a man who has great spelling and grammar ability. I am horrible at 'reading signals'. I prefer dogs over cats. I am learning to play the ukulele. I have no idea what 'reddit' is.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for a non-profit child welfare organization, traveling whenever I have the money, spending time with my family and friends, eating good food, laughing a lot, being annoyed by people who cant take their eyes off their goddamn phones to engage in human interaction, dedicating 8 hours a day to sleep.
I’m really good at
Directions - it's rare that I'm lost. Multitasking. Driving. Helping people through sicknesses/surgeries/recoveries. Making scrambled eggs.
The first things people usually notice about me
The stupid joke I'm making, probably.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Last book I read was Dad Is Fat by Jim Gaffigan. I fall in and out of reading.
A couple of my favorite movies are 50/50, Star Trek, It's Kind of a Funny Story. For TV I dig NCIS, Psych, Sherlock, Big Bang Theory, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec.
The only music genres I dont care for are screamer-metal and Jesus music. I love radio until I've heard a song too many times.
I love Roja's guacamole. I enjoy sweet potato fries at Twisted Fork. I love the southwest chicken Caesar salad at Paradise. My favorite homemade meal is probably chicken enchiladas or white pizza. There are very few foods I dislike.
The six things I could never do without
My bed.
My (parents') dogs.
Big skies.
Music and ears to hear it with.
Something to look forward to.
A good laugh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My family, my dogs, work, when I can visit the mountains, how much money is in my bank account, how I should get rid of cable, why smartphone commercials make me sad for the future of our country, what am I going to make for dinner, what kind of subwoofer my downstairs neighbor has because it is bitchin.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably hanging out at home by myself cause I'm so awesome. I enjoy alone time, I enjoy having plans to do things. I'm pretty easy to please and don't mind entertaining myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a sleep disorder called catathrenia. Basically means I moan like a whore in my sleep.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you are Ron Swanson.

If you want a woman who knows how to fold a fitted sheet. That's right, I am 100% domesticated. Why the menfolk aren't flocking to me because of that fact alone I've no idea.

Today I was driving and saw a man in the passenger seat of a car and his wife/girlfriend was driving. He had his left arm along her shoulder and was stroking her hair. If I was dating a guy and he started stroking my hair while I was driving... I would not be dating him anymore. That's the kind of gal I am.

I should mention I am not interested in being part of an 'open marriage'. Not on board with being the third (or fourth or fifth...) wheel in someone else's relationship. That's just not something I understand and/or can compromise on.