"If you feed a man a fish he lives for a day.
If you teach a man to fish he lives for a lifetime.
If you leave the dude alone he'll figure it out."
- Louis CK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJlbPXZEpRE

Studying abroad in Costa Rica. (Be back in Cali May 18th)
Making myself sick with demasiado gallo pinto consumption.
Watching every episode of Penn and Teller's Bullshit!
Trying to make "End of the Rainbow Tour Guide" a real job. (I give tours to the end of the rainbow if you couldn't put it together.)

Rolling my rrrrs.
Featuring in rap songs as "The Violator."
Making up super hero theme songs on the spot.
Tripping over things.
Making up dance moves.
Tripping over things and turning it into a dance move.

Well, I mean, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

But really, I'm sort of like that awkward giraffe with the crooked neck in the Santa Barbara Zoo. People can see that I'm a little off, but I'm still accepted in the giraffe community.

If you have no clue as to what I'm talking about, take a look: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/123072181_10c05bda37.jpg

Journey to Ixtlan, Ishmael, In the Time of Butterflies, Siddhartha, Waiting, Super Sad True Love Story, The Forgotten Language, 1984, Fences, You're Perfect I Love You Now Change, You Can't Take It With You...

Darjeeling Limited, The Big Lebowski, A Separation, Emmanuelle, Fargo, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Anchorman, 7 Psychopaths, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Jeff Who Lives at Home...

Adventure Time with Jake and Finn, The Regular Show, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Archer, Family Guy, South Park...

The Black Keys, Tame Impala, Radiohead, Ella Fitzgerald, Django Reinhardt, Bombay Bicycle Club, Antibalas, Fela Kuti, Modest Mouse, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Caravan Palace, Buffalo Springfield, The Kinks, Wilco, Bob Dylan, The Black Seeds, Atmosphere, Railroad Earth, Elephant Revival, Cage the Elephant, Calexico, Francoise Hardy, Faces, Girls, 13th Floor Elevation, Calle 13, Led Zeppelin, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Jimmy Cliff, Lauryn Hill, Iron and Wine, Grand National...

Spicy

Let's change this to six things I COULD DO without:

Meter maids.
Jury duty.
Cake. (The food, not the band)
Mosquitos.
Bras.
General day ruiners.

why people aren't more pissed off that we SELL WATER.
I'm calling BS on that one. Bob Saget where you at?

A typical Friday night is impossible at my college.

I was that one kid who always put the wrong colored caps on all the markers.

Then my friend found out she had OCD.

you have a riddle.
you are a good person.
Just do it.

*Also, I don't know how to respond to "Hey" or "What's up?" or anything along those lines. This means I will not respond.