Hi there listeners.. If you're anything like me, then you're probably a man and you should stop reading this profile now and move along to the lady creatures.

You're probably wondering what a little muffin like me's doing on here.. well, finding someone with a sense of humous is becoming a bit of a bore out in the field.. Beware, I've got a very inappropriate sense of humour at times, so please get in touch if you are not either easily offended or male..

What am i looking for, i hear you asking. (i'm a good listener, see?). Well.. someone mischievous, edgy, maybe with a discreet tattoo, who's got a very naughty sense of humour, is not uptight, fun, likes a lay-in of a weekend, not up their own botty, oh and obviously someone quite hot, but hey, beggars....i wont go out with..

I'm a Voiceover Artist by day and im a stand-up comedian by night (i sound like a superhero don't i?) so consequently, the chances of making you laugh would double to almost twice.. Sound good? Give us a tinkle then...

I'm also a glass half full kind of person, mainly because i'm very clumsy with drinks.

Oh, and i love animals, and in a good way, should that also be of any interest, and although i love woofers, i'm really a cat person. Not sure why i put that last bit. Makes me sound kinda nice though yes? Yes. Love you, byeeeee!

Comedian and Voiceover artist