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29 M Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

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Last Online
Yesterday – 9:08pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly other
When drinking
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I guess I'm a bundle of contradictions for the most part. 50% Abed from Community, 50% Jeff Winger. I value genuiness above all else, but sometimes I catch myself being clever at the expense of being likable. I have a sarcastic streak a mile wide that tends to hide the fact that I'm a very positive and warm person. There's very little I wouldn't do for my friends, family, and all people that I love. I'm flexible to a fault, but also find myself playing devil's advocate for issues I never had any stake in in the first place.

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What I want from life right now is to truly know and connect with as much of the human race as I can.

I am the definition of GGG. Sexually I'm not sure if 'bisexual' is the best label, but for now let's just go with 'not straight'. Queer is equally good, if a little vague, but it's efficient in that it also denotes that I'm 'odd' or 'unusual'.

If you want to get to know me better you should know that I'm in a long-term, non-exclusive relationship. If you're curious you can check her out at cat_stew. Neither of us bite. Open/interested in pretty much any arrangment of ways people can be friendly with each other.
What I’m doing with my life
Torturing myself browsing all the attractive people living in nearby cities.

But seriously.. Right now I'm working as an education assistant for the school district (special education support, usually elementary age kids), as well as a youth support worker at a group home. For the most part I'm just enjoying being out of school for the time being before I consider grad school. I'm trying to decide between a masters program in clinical social work and counseling or changing course entirely to a degree in urban planning and social development. I guess that's an argument between helping people on a micro, meso, or macro level.

I'm also a professional photographer in the area of portrait, wedding, music, and party photography. If that's your thing it would be really cool if you checked out this slide show of some of my work:

I'm involved in the local arts scene, and have shown my work in a couple of small art shows. I would love to take your picture, have my picture taken by you, go on an photo adventure bike ride/walk.

They say the Tumblr is the window to the soul:
I’m really good at
Photography comes pretty naturally to me.

Cooking as well. This frustrates many people, as I usually won't let anyone else cook for me without complaining.
The first things people usually notice about me
The stupid smirk on my face? The fact that we've been in the same room for 10 minutes and I haven't said anything?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
So much of everything! Where to begin?

I know it's a cliche for a hipster, but I love most of what Kurt Vonnegut has written. Especially, Mother Night, Slaughter House 5, Breakfast of Champions, Pearls Before Swine... Cat's Cradle. Galapagos was somewhat derivative of his earlier work.

What else? Terry Pratchett, Orson Scott Card, Garbriel Garcia Marquez, Harisu Morikami. You know, good authors.

Movies that are awesome and you should watch: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, the Life Aquatic, Brazil Lawrence of Arabia Aliens, Donnie Darko, Synecdoche New York Me, You, and Everyone We Know

Music...It's impossible to tell where my actual taste ends and the pretense begins anymore... but i like most of this: Arcade Fire, Active Child, FEIST, TV on the Radio Sigur Ros, Bjork, Modest Mouse, Beruit], Cat Power, The Shins, David Bowie Bon Iver, M83, Baths etc etc.
The six things I could never do without
(I hate this question. Without pressure we could all learn to do without most everything we have. I could just be a douche and list the obvious things: 1) liquid water 2) edible carbon based foodstuffs 3) Pressurized atmoshere containing nitrogen and oxygen at a ratio of 3 to 1. etc etc. But I'm going to play along and read this as "Stuff I Like")

1. semi-regular masturbation.

2. caffeine

3. Eating a good meal with a friend. Eating alone is a good way to go insane. Cults use forced isolation during meal times to break down your personality during the first stage of brainwashing. So if you live alone go out for lunch with a friend. Of if you have no friends get a cat and feed it at the table.

4. Baths

5. Modern telecommunications. Actually I can go both ways on this one. You would probably get a similar response if you asked a junkie how they felt about heroin. I mean they don't want to live without it but they can't honestly say what it does for them.

6. Bicycles. A human on a bike is one of the most efficient systems ever devised by man or nature. For a young childless person living in a major city there is virtually no reason to own a car other than to have something to make out in the back seat of.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. I'm a thinker. A busy little bee. I have an adequate brain but a flawed work ethic. I think about why I am the way I am, why you are the way you are.
On a typical Friday night I am
I work odd hours. Weekends are pretty meaningless to me. Sometimes I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in, get things done.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The Red Wedding affected me far more than I like to admit.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Hedonistic couple seeks assistance in construction of pants optional blanket fort. Must be amiable and posses a substantial amount of blankets and or pillows.