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cassasassy

23 F Englishtown, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 21–26
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Icelandic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Cassie. I enjoy long scrolls through the internet with a box of wine and maybe a trough or two of Orville Redenbacher's gourmet white popcorn. Quality drunken amazon purchases are a special talent of mine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking any opportunity to have fun during which I have anxiety that I'm not 100% enjoying myself

(and school + work which is hella boring and no one cares blah blah)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing like an idiot
losing my phone in my own house
eating mac & cheese
not sleeping
sleeping
netflix marathons
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eternal eye roll @ life
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: the ones that make me question my existence for a few days

Movies: weird documentaries, dramas, horror

Shows: The Knick, Masters of Sex, Game of Thrones, Parks & Rec, Freaks and Geeks, Breaking Bad, Downton Abbey, Mad Men, paranormal shows, Legend of Korra, Shameless, Hannibal, Criminal Minds, Law & Order: SVU, Broad City, Bob's Burgers, Orange is the New Black. The list goes on. I'm very into TV, so if you're not you're going to be very annoyed at how much I talk about it.

Music: Helio Sequence, Arcade Fire, Azealia Banks, Lana Del Rey, M83, The National, Johnny Cash, Arctic Monkeys, Phantogram, Watsky, Grouplove, Capital Cities, Childish Gambino, Angel Olsen, Robyn, Madeon, etc etc
if your profile says "music is my life" or "anything but country" i wanna kms xoxo
Last.fm/user/cassthespazz <---might help but also not super accurate

Food: vegetarian + foodie who gets emotional over pics of pad thai.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pancakes
Whiskey
Arctic Monkeys
halloween parties
beanies
puns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
mozzarella sticks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
breathing (depends on my mood)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm in an intimate relationship with my computer.

not private at all, my life is all over social media bc i don't care + if you dont "get" twitter this is not going to work out
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're Bo Burnham.

You're a chill dude who is at least a little bit into the internet because otherwise we'll have nothing to talk about tbh

you enjoy self-deprecating humor, marathoning tv shows for hours + being dumb at dive bars

(also, i am actually really friendly and i dont think that comes across on this profile...but im just exhausted by all the basic people on here SO ANYWAY IF YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT TV OR OTHER COOL THINGS LETS DO IT wow why are there parentheses who knows!!)