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cassasassy

23 F Englishtown, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
University
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Icelandic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm Cassie. I enjoy long scrolls through the internet with a box of wine and maybe a trough or two of Orville Redenbacher's gourmet white popcorn. Quality drunken amazon purchases are a special talent of mine.

I'm the type of person that sets 20 alarms and doesn't actually get up until the last one. Also, an extreme night owl and netflix enthusiast. Jack & coke is my drink of choice. Most of my money is spent on travel and concert tickets. I have a strange fascination with Iceland. I get giddy over linguistics. I have a terrible sense of direction, so thank Satan for my GPS. My most used phrase when drunk is "YOU LITTLE BITCH!" Cute animal videos make me emotional.
A lot of the time I just respond to things with "sdkjgskdlsjdgkjd" because emotions.

also, internet
What I’m doing with my life
Taking any opportunity to have fun during which I have anxiety that I'm not 100% enjoying myself
I’m really good at
Laughing like an idiot
losing my phone in my own house
eating mac & cheese
not sleeping
sleeping
netflix marathons
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Currently reading - The Goldfinch

Movies: I'm into drama, horror, comedy, and documentaries (the weirder the better.) Documentaries about North Korea are my shit. It just depends on my mood.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Parks & Rec, Freaks and Geeks, Breaking Bad, Downton Abbey, Mad Men, paranormal shows, Legend of Korra, Shameless, Hannibal, Criminal Minds, Law & Order: SVU, Broad City, Bob's Burgers, Orange is the New Black. The list goes on. I'm very into TV...if you're not then idk.

Music: Helio Sequence, Arcade Fire, Azealia Banks, Lana Del Rey, M83, The National, Johnny Cash, Arctic Monkeys, Phantogram, Watsky, Grouplove, Capital Cities, Childish Gambino, Angel Olsen, Robyn, Madeon.
Last.fm/user/cassthespazz <---might help but also not super accurate
If you're one of those people with a music section that simply says "anything but country," congrats, you just made me nearly fall asleep from how boring you are. xoxo

Food: I absolutely love food. I love cooking and trying new things. I'm a vegetarian, but it's cool if you're not. All about dat tofu lyfe. Also, I'm obsessed with pancakes. Foodies unite.

Food porn 4ever. I find myself in the pad thai tumblr tag pretty often.
The six things I could never do without
Pancakes
Whiskey
Arctic Monkeys
leather jackets
beanies
red lipstick
On a typical Friday night I am
staring blankly into a handheld mirror for hours as I question my existence.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm in an intimate relationship with my computer.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 21–26
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're Bo Burnham.

#NOFEDORAS

you like jalapeño poppers.

You're a chill dude who is at least a little bit into the internet because otherwise we'll have nothing to talk about tbh

basic bitches need not apply