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27 Melbourne, Australia Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 19-41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:47pm
Body Type
Full figured
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey I'm Cass, I'm looking for someone interesting to get to know.

I like weird people, people with quirks and hobbies and stories. I want someone I can be weird with, someone I can ride sidecar on adventures with, while laughing and chugging portello and bubbleteas.

Or alternatively just someone who likes to to chill and chat about things and stuff.

Essentially as corny as it is, I want someone to share my life with, who wants to do stuff or not do stuff, together.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm trying to work that out :) It seems to be some sort of ongoing thing, who knew?! I have finished the 'uni thing' left with honours and a teaching degree, and now I'm just working out if the career I picked as a eighteen year old is really the life I want now.

In the meanwhile, I'm the manager of a restaurant
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ha! I'm yet to see/think of a good answer to this question that isn't awful. Feel free to help me out. Nope? ok. Drawing circles. I can draw a pretty decent circle. Sexy!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm bubbly. I will laugh a lot. Especially when I'm nervous. So I'm one of the few people that are proberly lol'ing when they type lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hmm... I really love working my way through 'Best of' lists, be it books, albums or movies.

Nineteen Eighty Four Gone with the wind Game of Thrones Watchmen Strangers in Paradise Sin City Lord of the rings Cheap eats Paper Towns Anne Rice anything by David Sedaris, John green, the road, the handmaids tale, Tim Winton (sometimes)

A clockwork Orange Amelie The Wizard of Oz Donnie Darko SnatchRichie rich Charlie and the Chocolate factory singing in the rain Melancholia anything weird, raunchy, or macabre evokes my interest. Also bad scary movies.

Daria American horror story Peep Show Six Feet Under The Mighty Boosh Sons of Anarchy Food Safari Game of Thrones RuPauls Drag Race Degrassi Junior High :P Freaks and Geeks The IT Crowd At the Movies 30 Rock orange is the new black, supernatural, x files, all the gruens, archer

I am a huge The Mountain Goats fan. So hit me up if you love them too.
AlsoThe Dresdon Dolls Sufjan Stevens Hot Chip Kanye West The Postal Service The Eels C W Stoneking Flaming Lips Sophie Tucker machine gun fellatio Belle and Sebastian The White Stripes and anything with banjos.. :) no wonder I'm single! Haha...

People I enjoy a lot:
John Darnielle, Dolly Parton, Gough Whitlam, Tess Munster/Holliday, Dave Anthony, Wil Anderson, John Safran, Stephen Fry, Louie Therox, Margaret Pomeranz, Latrice Royale, Kanye West, John Waters, Dita Von Tease.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
First world problems? Let's see...
- Salt and pepper. I'm a grinder girl and I feel no shame in that :p

- My friends. As I get older I've realised just how special and important meaningful friendships are.

- The interwebz. So so many late nights and distractions. And tumblr!

- Adventures?! I get really antsy if I haven't done something just for fun recently. Damm, that sounds so insipid.

- smokey barbecue sauce.

- My queen sized amazingly comfy bed... Hello 1000 thread count :D Hello indeedy!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My dog 'Nom Noms.' He makes me laugh, mostly because he is brilliant. Which is fortunate, because he destroys everything I love.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fighting crime.

I'm not saying I'm Batman... But I'm not denying it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not sure how much people usually answer this one, so here goes.... I have self doubt that sometimes holds me back from accepting opportunities that present... But I'm getting better :)


If you watch the Lion King closely, there's actually a lot of simbalism.
You should message me if
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You can string together a interesting sentence.

You don't have any issue with talking to a bbw ( BIG bodied/'beautiful' woman) haha I sort of hate saying that. Sounds so tacky/bumper stickery. But I don't want to waste anyone's time talking to someone who doesn't want a girl like me on his arm not just in his bed. Hehe.

Also I'm after MORE then 'casual' sexy times from something like this. I am looking for something a bit more meaningful.
Friends is fine to start :)

X Cass