I mean, I'm not asking for much, but someone who laughs at my jokes would be a definite start. Oh, and hold the onions, please.
I would be funny if I ever got out of my own way. I'm sarcastic. I'm contradictory. I'm a musician, and a San Francisco Giants fan, but never at the same time.. Ever think about bringing a guitar to a baseball game? NOT A GOOD IDEA, not that I've ever tried.
I have a wonderful job that affords me the ability to travel, solve interesting problems, and meet interesting people.
I am trustworthy, extremely enigmatic, and fond of haikus :)