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catberawkin

25 F Madison, WI

My Details

Last Online
Jun 4, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am Cat.
I loves me some gamin'. Dungeons and Dragons, League of Legends, Magic the Gathering, GURPS, video games, board games.
My Diablo 3 characters: http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Efarii-1280/
ADD ME if you play League! Just message me and I'll give yah my screen name.*** I playz me some Janna and Sona]. Healin' beyatches FTW.
I cheat when I play Candyland. Don't lie, I see you doin' the same thing.
At one point of my life I was a super hero. It got boring. Now I am a super villian.
I make bazillions of dollars robbin' beyatches with my supah powers.
I am the biggest klutz eva. And proud of it.
And I lose everything.
Don't ask me for my phone number. My cell is always gone. No joke.
I do a lot of stupid shit too. Sometimes on purpose, sometimes not. Prolly how I am going to die.
Peach soda = best soda.
Raw penguin = best food.
I really wanna learn how to do some pro yoyo tricks this summer.
And also how to yoyo for more than one minute.
Oh. And I might have a dead body or two in my trunk. Don't trust people you meet online. ;D
Just kidding?
THE ENDDDD!!!111!1321341!1one!!11!fiftythousand!111!#
What I’m doing with my life
Just finished college. <---Lies. I finished a while ago.
Now I wanna start up a geek store.
So I am savin' up mah moneys.
Gonna try to avoid loans if I can. =]

I work at a hardware store. And a grocery store. And I help design this facebook game thinger.
It isn't out yet.
But you should play it when it is. YAYUH.

Other than that I am robbin' some banks and comin' up with epic plans to destroy the world.
'Cause that is how I roll.
I’m really good at
Being awkward.
Not being awkward.
Everything and nothing at the same time.
Art, but not really. More like mediocre.
Dance dance revolution. Kinda sad.
Having no life.
Being successful in classes without doing anything.
Being a super hero. <---Super villian now beyatches. I am supah good and destroyin' super heroes nao. Better watch out.
Hunting saber tooth tigers and wooly mammoths.
The first things people usually notice about me
My blood covered clothing. =[
The six things I could never do without
1) My friends. CaitAttack, Sarah_Jean_, and Rickycat100 are all uhmazinggg.
2) An iPod. With music and monopoly on it. <---Apparently I can go without the monopoly on my ipod. It's hard though. =/
3) Geeky people. They are radtastic.
4) A dead body in my trunk. Oh wait...I mean...nevermind.
5) Jail. It is like my second home.
6) The ability to pretend that I am a serial killer on OKC.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Faeries. Pokemon. The 80's. Boys. Outerspace. Corsets.
Almost anything in between.
On a typical Friday night I am
Stalking you.
Or being a pirate.
Sometimes both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am not really a serial killer. Hope that wasn't a turn on. =/

I still get happy meals for the toy inside.

My friend and I use this site as a way to procrastinate and make friends at the same time. It is pretty win. =]

I might have lied on some of the question things a while back. And I'm too lazy to fix it. But some are true. So I dunno. Just make weird assumptions about me I guess. That always ends well.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you are not too old (60).
But not too young (10 give or take a buncha years.)
&&&& you want to be friends =].

If you know how to treat a woman. If you don't here is a cheat link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVPpYxogEfY <---That shizz is funny. And sexist. Watch it.

If you know good jokes about women in the kitchen/women driving.
I really don't believe females can drive. I'm pretty much the perfect example of that.
Actually that's a lie, some can. Just not me. I'm like that stereotypical female driver. Win.
Don't drive with me. Just sayin'.

If you stalk bitches. 'Cause then we have shizz in common.

If you are a geek. Duh.

If you wanna screw. I find it really funny to bash you folk.

If you wanna form a league of super villians with me. I don't know many right now.

YOU PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS. I don't really care if you suck. I can promise you I get shittier players during solo queue. Never do solo queue with me if you wanna win. No joke. You'll lose. At least one of the players we get teamed with will hardcore feed. And that's if we're lucky.

You write crappy poetry. Because I write really crappy poetry. An then we can write crappy poety together. And it will be awesome.