I've got tattoos and a beat up truck. Sometimes I wear hipster cloths and drink fancy organic tea. I might practice yoga in the morning and drink like a sailor at night. I'm a jumble of conflicting stereotypes.
I'm so white I'm Caucasian. I was that kid in elementary school who wrote my homework with a special niji-grip mechanical drafting pencil and could recite the geological eras and periods in order along with the typical flora and fauna characteristic of each.
I'm looking for a woman with a ratchet and a dinosaur and hair the color of the tie-dye shirts that I made at summer camp.