I HATE when guys put up pictures on this site of themselves in a mirror with their shirt off! It's giving a bad name to guys like me who just really wanted to show off their belts.
I was born in California. I was conceived in Kansas.
I have also lived in Chicago and North Carolina.
I love my family. I have two of the best parents in the world. One is a mom. The other is a dad. I also have a younger brother and two younger sisters. By my math, that makes me the oldest of 4.
I've earned a BFA in Acting from The University of North Carolina at Greensboro. I'm actually using my degree. IN YOUR FACE HIGH SCHOOL SOCCER COACH!
I love when a girl calls me cute. I can't think of a hotter adjective than cute.
I love playing soccer. I hate watching soccer.
I love hanging out with funny people. Unless they are trying to be funny. That is the worst.
I take that back. I don't love hanging out with funny people. I like hanging out with normal people who are accidentally funny all the time.
I know everyone says it, so I'll say it too; a sense of humor is the most important thing to me. I get along best with people who have a sharp mind, quick wit, and an understanding of the sarcastic language.
I also get along best with good looking people.
I work on my own, but I love playing with friends. I also like playing Words With Friends. I used to be real into Angry Birds, but it kept making me angry.
When women on OKCupid say they are not into games or drama, I just assume they hate Cranium.
I'm really...uh, what's the opposite of down to Earth? High to Mars? Yeah, I'm high to Mars. But I don't do drugs.
Honestly, are you still reading this? You didn't just click on my pictures and judge me? I don't believe you. I think you are lying.