Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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before messaging me. Please.
I'm Ashley. I'm a little spastic, creative, curious. I'm an artist
and a published author. I have strong opinions, I'm independent,
and I call bullshit when I hear it. I love to laugh and have fun. I
suck at flirting, so I rely on my awkwardness for seduction. Just
kidding. I'm sort of bad at the whole seduction thing, too.
Basically I'm Liz Lemon, if Liz Lemon was a
upper-lower-middle-class overweight single mother. If you can't see
yourself dating Liz Lemon (or if you don't know who LL is) I'm
probably not the one for you.
I'm confident, know who I am, and what I want. I'm NOT looking for
casual sex, FWB, hookups, etc. I'm not interested in guys who are
not legally divorced "yet", have lost custody of their children/had
them taken away, are fresh out of relationships, etc. Basically,
have your life together. And after today's messages, edited to add
you must be a US citizen.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Thinking about how I loved Doctor Who before it was trendy. If you
don't know anything about Classic Who, you're not a real fan.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Falling down. Dropping things. Spilling drinks. Making fun of
hipsters. Disappointing my parents with my questionable life
choices. People-watching. Wasting time. Getting everything done
except what I was supposed to. What are we talking about again?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I could say eyes or smile or some generic thing but... we all know
that's not what dudes notice first about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Rock/metal/alt-rock/goth/operatic metal music. Rap, hiphop, R&B
and country make me inexplicably angry.
Movies... scifi, horror, fantasy, comedy. I hate chick
Books... mainly horror and scifi, but I'll read anything good! I
read all the time. I have books everywhere, and I live by that
little saying, "If they don't have books in their house, don't f*ck
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books. Faith. A cat or two. My kids. Artistic outlets. Books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing, working on art commissions, crocheting. Ya know, the usual
cat-lady things. I live a fairly quiet life...no wild parties or
adventurous evenings for the most part. My day job is pretty
stressful so I tend to turn the ole brainbox off once I get home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My first celebrity crush was Weird AL Yankovic.
You should message me if
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You are capable of communicating like an intelligent adult; no
Also, please only message me if you can refrain from calling me
'sexy,' 'baby,' etc. I hate that.
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