Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name isn't Cat.
I've been told I'm intimidating to approach.
I prefer my puns intended.
I have a very crude, sarcastic sense of humor. If you get it then
we both win.
I don't know how to be anything other than loud, honest, and
My IG is @sedna__
If you wanna get a better idea.
If you make it through my entire joke of a profile, and laugh
instead of getting offended then we'll get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Stormin through the party like my name is El Niño.
And saving to get a Shasta camper I'm gonna renovate into a mobile
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Vagos, Mongols and Outlaws.
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my family (which includes my friends)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The time: sunset.
The place: woods.
The attire: flannels.
You, chopping wood while simultaneously working on your Harley. Me,
on a picnic blanket on the grass, admiring your beard glistening in
the sunlight. You wipe the sweat from your brow and offer to rustle
us up some grub. You hunt, clean, and gut a wild animal we roast
over a campfire while listening to music and plan our next tattoo
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I barely find anybody attractive. I barely feel any affection for
anybody.. But when I do, I turn into Betty fucking Crocker.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the
I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me, and escape.
Who are you looking for?
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