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catlovestheshark

23 Los Angeles, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(I'm moving to Portland in two months, so I'm just trying to have fun until then)
My name isn't Cat.
I've been told I'm intimidating to approach.
I prefer my puns intended.
I have a very crude, sarcastic sense of humor. If you get it then we both win.
I don't know how to be anything other than loud, honest, and passionate.

My IG is @sedna__
If you wanna get a better idea.
If you make it through my entire joke of a profile, and laugh instead of getting offended then we'll get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Stormin through the party like my name is El Niño.

And saving to get a Shasta camper I'm gonna renovate into a mobile boutique.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Losing interest, burning bridges, declaring people dead to me, parking and hitting the bumper, eating cake pops, smuggling Tobasco out of Disneyland, Getting caught dancing in my car, makin shit awkward, reciting Iggy Azalea, talking shit with my best friend, hatin on datin.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
SWEET TATS DID THEY HURT
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Vagos, Mongols and Outlaws.
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Daria.
1.rock
2.roll
3.repeat
4.ever
Male tears.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my family (which includes my friends)
art
sarcasm
Feminism
disneyland pass.
cheap sunglasses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The time: sunset.
The place: woods.
The attire: flannels.
You, chopping wood while simultaneously working on your Harley. Me, on a picnic blanket on the grass, admiring your beard glistening in the sunlight. You wipe the sweat from your brow and offer to rustle us up some grub. You hunt, clean, and gut a wild animal we roast over a campfire while listening to Bright Eyes and plan our next tattoo appointments together.

and butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
HIP DEEP IN THE PEPTO
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I barely find anybody attractive. I barely feel any affection for anybody.. But when I do, I turn into Betty fucking Crocker.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can not talk about my tattoos in the first five messages and won't treat me like a novelty to up your cool points. Message me if you never use beans in your cooking, If you don't use the dumbass expression "work hard play hard" or use the term "peeps". You should message me if you can build and fix things, cause there's nothing more attractive than a guy who works with his hands. If you want me to monogram you a pillow. You should message me if you know dad jokes. Message me if you wanna take me for a ride on your motorcycle. Hibachi. If any of your aspirations include being a park ranger. And you should definitely message me if you can guess which parts of this profile I was joking about, and which were serious.
I figure if you can laugh at my joke of a profile, we'll probably get along. Then maybe we can actually get to know each other.

But most of all, you should message me if you're a punk rock Viking from the future and you can get me to think of you while I'm listening to "Fantasy" by Mariah Carey