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catlovestheshark

22 F Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:13am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
My neck, my back.
My Netflix and my snacks.
I’m really good at
Telling people to kill themselves, declaring people dead to me, parking and hitting the bumper, eating cake pops, smuggling Tobasco out of Disneyland, reciting Iggy Azalea, talking shit with my best friend, hatin on datin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Brave New World.
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Bad Girls Club.
Male tears.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The time: sunset.
The place: woods.
The attire: flannels.
You, chopping wood while simultaneously fixing your car's engine. Me, on a picnic blanket on the grass, admiring your beard glistening in the sunlight. You wipe the sweat from your brow and offer to rustle us up some grub. You hunt, clean, and gut a wild animal we roast over a campfire while listening to Bright Eyes and plan our next tattoo appointments together.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going so in, but I ain't even out yet. When my record drops ima cop some new outfits.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can not talk about my tattoos in the first five messages, never use beans in your cooking, and manage to never step into the sunlight so that I can see your brain when you walk in front of a lamp. You should message me if your ass is hot enough to bake cookies on, your beard is big enough to house a small family of birds, and you know the lyrics to Fancy. And you should definitely message me if you can guess which parts of this profile I was joking about, and which were serious.