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catlovestheshark

22 F Van Nuys, CA

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 26–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Stormin through the party like my name is El Niño
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Losing interest, burning bridges, declaring people dead to me, parking and hitting the bumper, eating cake pops, smuggling Tobasco out of Disneyland, reciting Iggy Azalea, talking shit with my best friend, hatin on datin.
The first things people usually notice about me
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SWEET TATS DID THEY HURT
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Brave New World.
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Daria.
Male tears.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my family (which includes my friends)
art
sarcasm
adventure
disneyland pass.
cheap sunglasses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The time: sunset.
The place: woods.
The attire: flannels.
You, chopping wood while simultaneously fixing your car's engine. Me, on a picnic blanket on the grass, admiring your beard glistening in the sunlight. You wipe the sweat from your brow and offer to rustle us up some grub. You hunt, clean, and gut a wild animal we roast over a campfire while listening to Bright Eyes and plan our next tattoo appointments together.

and butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going so in, but I ain't even out yet. When my record drops ima cop some new outfits.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I barely find anybody attractive. I barely feel any affection for anybody.. But when I do.. I fall in so deep, so hard it’s ridiculous.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can not talk about my tattoos in the first five messages, never use beans in your cooking, your beard is big enough to house a small family of birds, and you know the difference between you're/your, /they're/their/there and to/two/too. If you don't smoke cause that's just gross. If you don't use the dumbass expression "work hard play hard" or use the term "peeps". You should message me if you can build and fix things, cause there's nothing more attractive than a guy who works with his hands. And you should definitely message me if you can guess which parts of this profile I was joking about, and which were serious.

I'm looking for a punk rock lumberjack.