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catlovestheshark

22 F Van Nuys, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My neck, my back.
My Netflix and my snacks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Stormin through the party like my name is El Niño
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling people to kill themselves, declaring people dead to me, parking and hitting the bumper, eating cake pops, smuggling Tobasco out of Disneyland, reciting Iggy Azalea, talking shit with my best friend, hatin on datin.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
SWEET TATS DID THEY HURT

IG: @sedna__

Creep on me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Brave New World.
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Catfish the tv show.
Male tears.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kill yourself.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The time: sunset.
The place: woods.
The attire: flannels.
You, chopping wood while simultaneously fixing your car's engine. Me, on a picnic blanket on the grass, admiring your beard glistening in the sunlight. You wipe the sweat from your brow and offer to rustle us up some grub. You hunt, clean, and gut a wild animal we roast over a campfire while listening to Bright Eyes and plan our next tattoo appointments together.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going so in, but I ain't even out yet. When my record drops ima cop some new outfits.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I barely find anybody attractive. I barely feel any affection for anybody.. But when I do.. I fall in so deep, so hard it’s ridiculous.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can not talk about my tattoos in the first five messages, never use beans in your cooking, and manage to never step into the sunlight so that I can see your brain when you walk in front of a lamp. You should message me if your ass is hot enough to bake cookies on, your beard is big enough to house a small family of birds, and you know the lyrics to Fancy. If you don't use the dumbass expression "work hard play hard" or use the term "peeps". You should message me if we have a high enemy rating, let's talk it out. And you should definitely message me if you can guess which parts of this profile I was joking about, and which were serious.