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catnamedvirtue

31 M Burlington, VT

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:38am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the desert's bare, man.
I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.

I really like to test my limits. I can eat more than just about anyone I know. I think it's awesome to put myself in ridiculous situations where the only way I can possibly get into Russia is by bribing the Estonian Russian Consulate, or getting hit on by both Simba and Nala from the Hamburg production of the Lion King Musical (at the same time!), while also doing karaoke.

I care about life and people. I am an ally. 100% supportive of queer/trans/non heteronormative/redefining gender/sex positive/be fucking awesome and yourself politics.

I also want to know more people with dogs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Accelerating.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Climbing things, math, reading, cuddling, cooking, wrestling, jumping around on stage, spelling, peeing for way longer than you, video games, eating way more than you, diplomacy
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sparkling personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hey, I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I'm certainly not the dumbest. I mean, I've read books like "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" and "Love in the Time of Cholera", and I think I've understood them. They're about girls, right? Just kidding. But I have to say my all-time favorite book is Johnny Cash's autobiography "Cash" by Johnny Cash.

Recently got really excited by David Lynch. I love reading and I think it's ultra sexy. I will watch almost anything but I really get down with challenging documentaries or powerful emotions, whatever the film is presenting. I also don't take myself seriously and will happily watch Jason Statham fight like 10 people.

Music is important. Maybe the most important. I will travel 7 hours to see a band that moves me. If you don't care about music you're doing it wrong.

I eat vegan food and I love every minute of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-The Bear
-Music
-Toothbrush
-Unexplored territory
-Good Shoes
-Friends around the world
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hilarious things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Climbing a class 4 road in the rain on a completely inappropriate bike, going to Montreal to dance at gay bars, cooking something amazing, wandering across the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not ashamed. Ask away.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't take this thing too seriously, you have a brain, and you are awesome. Especially if you have a dog.