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26 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 21
White, Other
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a 25 year old Australian livin' in New York. Spend a lotta time working, a lotta time exploring and a lotta time using abbrevs.
What I’m doing with my life
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I studied Media at Uni. 'WHAT'S UNI?!?!?!' says every person in this country. 'Uni' is our way of abbreviating 'university' because we simply do not have enough time for five syllables. And that happened, and now I work in NYC.

When I'm not working myself into a social media induced fervor (yep, 'Facebooking' is my actual, real life job LOL), I'm walking around SoHo wondering what #fashion blog that person lying in the middle of the road with that dumb camera and weird, posing friend is trying to make a viral sensation.

When I'm not working or trying to be funny on OKCupid I'm trying to meet as many people in this cray city as possible for maximum exploring/maximum chillhanging.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sarcastic (so you better BRING THA HEAT)
Social Media-ing
Making up words and pretending it's Australian slang
Inserting Seinfeld quotes into any (read: every) conversation
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I can't be understood because of my accent/skill for making up abbreviations that I assume everyone understands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Parks and Recreation, Seinfeld, Skins, The InBetweeners, Community, Futurama, American Dad, South Park, Archer, Friends

Music: Hip Hop, Trap, Indie, other stupid electronic stuff
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laptop - Obv
Kindle - Gotta love them 'books'
Sun 'n' Beach - but I also have a semi-soft spot for the old rain
Funny stuff - if I'm not laughing at something or trying to make someone laugh then it means my day is pretty lame
Clothes - I'm a sucker for fash even though I act all 'nah whatever'
Seeing tiny dogs in NYC wear better clothes than me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Theories of why the world is as it is and why it exists and where it exists and what is life and what happens when you die and what is time and everything else that makes your brain explode.

How to excel in life/work. I act all nonchalant when I really am, in fact, quite chalant.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends/reading/watching funny things/exploring the city.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate poor spelling and/or grammar and you're probably going to comb through what I've written and point something super obvious out to me but it's super late and I'm tired as hell so that's my excuse.
You should message me if
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- Know how to spell
- Can maintain a conversation
- Understand humour/sarcasm

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