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catpaper

25 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a 25 year old Australian livin' in New York. Spend a lotta time working, a lotta time exploring and a lotta time using abbrevs.
What I’m doing with my life
I studied Media at Uni. 'WHAT'S UNI?!?!?!' says every person in this country. 'Uni' is our way of abbreviating 'university' because we simply do not have enough time for five syllables. And that happened, and now I work in NYC.

When I'm not working myself into a social media induced fervor (yep, 'Facebooking' is my actual, real life job LOL), I'm walking around SoHo wondering what #fashion blog that person lying in the middle of the road with that dumb camera and weird, posing friend is trying to make a viral sensation.

When I'm not working or trying to be funny on OKCupid I'm trying to meet as many people in this cray city as possible for maximum exploring/maximum chillhanging.
I’m really good at
Being sarcastic (so you better BRING THA HEAT)
Social Media-ing
Making up words and pretending it's Australian slang
Inserting Seinfeld quotes into any (read: every) conversation
The first things people usually notice about me
That I can't be understood because of my accent/skill for making up abbreviations that I assume everyone understands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Parks and Recreation, Seinfeld, Skins, The InBetweeners, Community, Futurama, American Dad, South Park, Archer, Friends

Music: Hip Hop, Trap, Indie, other stupid electronic stuff
The six things I could never do without
Laptop - Obv
Kindle - Gotta love them 'books'
Sun 'n' Beach - but I also have a semi-soft spot for the old rain
Funny stuff - if I'm not laughing at something or trying to make someone laugh then it means my day is pretty lame
Clothes - I'm a sucker for fash even though I act all 'nah whatever'
Seeing tiny dogs in NYC wear better clothes than me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Theories of why the world is as it is and why it exists and where it exists and what is life and what happens when you die and what is time and everything else that makes your brain explode.

How to excel in life/work. I act all nonchalant when I really am, in fact, quite chalant.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with friends/reading/watching funny things/exploring the city.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate poor spelling and/or grammar and you're probably going to comb through what I've written and point something super obvious out to me but it's super late and I'm tired as hell so that's my excuse.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You:
- Know how to spell
- Can maintain a conversation
- Understand humour/sarcasm