I'm a 27 year old Australian livin' in New York. Spend a lotta time working, a lotta time exploring and a lotta time using abbrevs.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm the Director of Strategy at a social media agency in my main
time and a photographer/street fashion loser in my spare
If I'm not working myself into a social media induced fervor, I'm
walking around SoHo wondering what #fashion blog that person lying
in the middle of the road is shooting for.
When I'm not working or trying to be funny on OKCupid I'm trying to
meet as many people in this cray city as possible for maximum
I’m really good at
Being sarcastic (so you better BRING THA HEAT)
Making up words and pretending it's Australian slang
Inserting Seinfeld quotes into any (read: every) conversation
The first things people usually notice about me
That I can't be understood because of my accent/skill for making up
abbreviations that I assume everyone understands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Parks
and Recreation, Seinfeld, Skins, The InBetweeners, Community,
Futurama, American Dad, South Park, Archer, Friends
Music: Hip Hop, Trap, Indie, other stupid electronic stuff
The six things I could never do without
Laptop - Obv
Kindle - Gotta love them 'books'
Sun 'n' Beach - but I also have a semi-soft spot for the old
Funny stuff - if I'm not laughing at something or trying to make
someone laugh then it means my day is pretty lame
Clothes - I'm a sucker for fash even though I act all 'nah
Dogs in NYC that wear better clothes than me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Theories of why the world is as it is and why it exists and where
it exists and what is life and what happens when you die and what
is time and everything else that makes your brain explode.
How to excel in life/work. I act all nonchalant when I really am,
in fact, quite chalant.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with friends/reading/watching funny things/exploring the
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think Kanye West is a genius and base my personal, business,
fashion and cultural life on him. I also can't deal with bad
spelling/grammar unless it's done in some sorrynotsorry ironic way.
You should message me if
- Know how to spell
- Love Kanye
- Can maintain a conversation
- Understand humour/sarcasm