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26 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a 26 year old Australian livin' in New York. Spend a lotta time working, a lotta time exploring and a lotta time using abbrevs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm the Director of Strategy at a social media agency in my main time and a photographer/street fashion loser in my spare time.

If I'm not working myself into a social media induced fervor, I'm walking around SoHo wondering what #fashion blog that person lying in the middle of the road is shooting for.

When I'm not working or trying to be funny on OKCupid I'm trying to meet as many people in this cray city as possible for maximum exploring/maximum chillhanging.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sarcastic (so you better BRING THA HEAT)
Social Media-ing
Making up words and pretending it's Australian slang
Inserting Seinfeld quotes into any (read: every) conversation
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I can't be understood because of my accent/skill for making up abbreviations that I assume everyone understands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV: Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Parks and Recreation, Seinfeld, Skins, The InBetweeners, Community, Futurama, American Dad, South Park, Archer, Friends

Music: Hip Hop, Trap, Indie, other stupid electronic stuff
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laptop - Obv
Kindle - Gotta love them 'books'
Sun 'n' Beach - but I also have a semi-soft spot for the old rain
Funny stuff - if I'm not laughing at something or trying to make someone laugh then it means my day is pretty lame
Clothes - I'm a sucker for fash even though I act all 'nah whatever'
Dogs in NYC that wear better clothes than me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Theories of why the world is as it is and why it exists and where it exists and what is life and what happens when you die and what is time and everything else that makes your brain explode.

How to excel in life/work. I act all nonchalant when I really am, in fact, quite chalant.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends/reading/watching funny things/exploring the city.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think Kanye West is a genius and base my personal, business, fashion and cultural life on him. I also can't deal with bad spelling/grammar unless it's done in some sorrynotsorry ironic way.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You:
- Know how to spell
- Love Kanye
- Can maintain a conversation
- Understand humour/sarcasm