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catslovejazz

26 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think I'm just gonna be making lists here.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am lead detective and founder of the Llama Detective Agency.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing victorian romances
movie talk
Smoothie talk
listening
drinking capri-suns slowly
editing dialog
Cracking cases
Tracking down the remote.

I'm really bad at chasing waterfalls.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ok first of all I just love movies.

Movies:
David lynch, PTA, Wong Kar Wai, Terrence Malick, Wim Wenders, Somewhere in Time, Punch Drunk Love, Chungking Express, Saturday Night Fever, Blade Runner, Big Trouble in Little China, Robocop, Moonrise Kingdom, Yojimbo, The Elephant Man, Eyes Wide Shut, The Third Man, Blue Velvet, The 400 blows, They all laughed, Sex lies and Videotape, Tree of life, My Blueberry Nights

Music:
Balam Acab, Lullatone, Mos Def, Bjork, Philip Glass, Sade, Aspidistrafly, Jeremih, Lapalux, TLC, The Cure, Oneotrix Point Never, Crim3s, J-Dilla, Tupac

Song I like right now:
http://youtu.be/NYz8xs163YU

Books:
What Dreams May Come, What Do You Care What Other People Think: Stories from Richard Feynman, Ishmael, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Full Frontal Feminism, Outliers,
Scientific American Mind magazine

Tv:
I don't watch a lot of tv but I still have some favorite shows: Star Trek next Gen, Portlandia, The Mindy Project The Wonder Years, Moonlighting,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Montages
Snap Zooms
Whip pans
Lens flares
Whooshes
Critter cam shots
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Animal feelings

Interactive theater installation art pieces

Erotic dystopian cyber punk romance plot twists

Ways to convince this person that their pet is not getting high when they blow smoke in their pet's face and they need to stop.

I face the fact that once a man becomes a dad all his jokes will become dad jokes even if though they are the exact same jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking Smirnoff Twisters, playing Twister, maybe watching Twister.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're really proud of the way you decorated your room and want to tell me about it. Decorating your room with things you're passionate about is important.

Also I'll kick your ex-boyfriend's ass.