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cattleonbikes

25 / F / straight / Seeing someone

Portsmouth, United Kingdom

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 6" (1.70m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
More than $1,000,000
Kids
—
Pets
Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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I am introspective, fickle, and amusing.

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My Self-Summary

I'm a girl who likes music (mainly indie shite, but i'm not a music nazi & have pretty eclectic tastes), goes to gigs when I can, hangs out with her mates and generally has a good time. I like British comedy (i.e. The Day Today, The Office etc...) surfing and most seafood. I read every day.

What I’m doing with my life

Pretending to work really hard for a degree in English Lit, but really watching DVDs and painting my nails.

I’m really good at

Spelling, punctuation and grammar. Yay me!

The first things people usually notice about me

My almost uncanny resemblance to [insert your own hot supermodel here].

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books = Gen X, Microserfs, Cloud Atlas, The Time Travellers Wife, Wuthering Heights, The Catcher in the Rye, Sex Drugs & Coco Puffs, Catch 22, Kitchen... plus many, many others. Movies = Office Space, Withnail & I, Shaun Of The Dead, Amelie, Annie Hall, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, The Breakfast Club, Reservoir Dogs, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Lost Weekend, Donnie Darko, Almost Famous, Garden State, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, Ghost World, Juno. Music = Bright Eyes, Coheed & Cambria, The Pixies, The Smiths, Death Cab, Fountains Of Wayne, The Kooks, Weezer, The Wonder Stuff, Cold War Kids, The Wombats, Biffy Clyro, Hot Chip, Foals, Feist etc etc. Food = Pasta, most cheeses and curry.

The six things I could never do without

Beer, cigarettes, beer, wine, beer and money (to buy beer).

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Your mum.

On a typical Friday night I am

Probably drunk, definitely broke.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I think I might be addicted to Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

You should message me if

You're really, really bored.

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