caulparey
29 Toronto, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
I'm 28 years old, trying to get into the film industry as a scriptwriter, work part-time at the Prince Charles Cinema (the one that does all the movie marathons). I am fond of curb your enthusiasm, ice hockey and laughing until it hurts.

EDIT: Born and bred in London, England but moved to Toronto so if anyone wants to help show me around that would be greatly appreciated!
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to find the perfect mix between smart and rugged, failing altogether. I work as well, that allows me to live and buy stuff.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Basically a "chilled out entertainer"...cheers David Brent. And doing the cup song, maybe I'll teach you.

Also doing an Al Pacino impression, even though I look nothing like him.
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess my accent now.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV Shows:
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Game of Thrones, Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad, The Office, Alan Partridge, The Wire, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Movies:
Goodfellas.
Fargo.
American Psycho.
Taxi Driver.

Music:
Metallica, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Alexisonfire, Fleetwood Mac, The Beastie Boys, Kendrick Lamar, Converge, The Chariot, Mastodon, Bruce Springsteen.
And anything 80's, as the 80's were the best decade for music. ever.
As Alan Partridge says "a good beat is a good beat!" I've been known to dance to pretty much anything.

Books:
"Columbine" by Dave Cullen.
"American Psycho" by Bret Easton Ellis.
"The Great Gatesby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald.
"Sherlock Holmes" by Arthur Conan Doyle.
"The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time" by Mark Haddon.
"Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" by Philip K. Dick.
The six things I could never do without
Family.
Friends.
Music.
Movies.
Hockey.
Comedy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The dogs 'Tuna' and 'Marnie the dog' if you don't know them, google them!
What I'm doing in my life, and if they will ever create a beer that doesn't give hangovers, important shit like that.
On a typical Friday night I am
I live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world...if you have a 'typical' Friday then you're doing it wrong.
You should message me if
You're easy to talk to, simples.

And you think this is the cutest thing ever...

http://instagram.com/tunameltsmyheart
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