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caulparey

27 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm 27 years old, trying to get into the film industry as a scriptwriter, work part-time at the Prince Charles Cinema (the one that does all the movie marathons). I am fond of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Twin Peaks and laughing until it hurts.
I like to cook, not exactly a Heston Blumenthal but what I lack in culinary skills I more than make up with the cursing. I love ice hockey, I'd love to be able to play it but it also happens to be the hardest sport to get even halfway decent at, I mostly watch it for the senseless violence.
I'm not taking this too seriously, just want to meet someone and see what happens/shoot the shit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Basically a "chilled out entertainer"...cheers David Brent. And doing the cup song, maybe I'll teach you.

Also doing an Al Pacino impression, even though I look nothing like him.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smile. Flannel shirt, skinny jeans and Fred Perry shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV Shows:
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Game of Thrones, Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad, The Office, Alan Partridge, The Wire, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Movies:
Goodfellas.
Fargo.
American Psycho.
Taxi Driver.

Music:
Metallica, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Fleetwood Mac, The Beastie Boys, Converge, The Chariot, Mastodon, Bruce Springsteen.
And anything 80's, as the 80's were the best decade for music. ever.
As Alan Partridge says "a good beat is a good beat!" I've been known to dance to anything pretty much.

Books:
"Columbine" by Dave Cullen.
"American Psycho" by Bret Easton Ellis.
"The Great Gatesby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald.
"Sherlock Holmes" by Arthur Conan Doyle.
"The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time" by Mark Haddon.
"Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" by Philip K. Dick.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family.
Friends.
Music.
Movies.
Hockey.
Comedy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music, song structures, ideas for my band, ideas for movies, the future, hockey and food.

Also...looking through my photos I've come to the conclusion I do the thumbs up way too much...that's annoying.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world...if you have a 'typical' Friday then you're doing it wrong.
You should message me if
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You're easy to talk to, simples.

And you think this is the cutest thing ever...

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