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caulparey

28 London, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm 28 years old, trying to get into the film industry as a scriptwriter, work part-time at the Prince Charles Cinema (the one that does all the movie marathons). I am fond of curb your enthusiasm, ice hockey and laughing until it hurts.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to find the perfect mix between smart and rugged, failing altogether. I work as well, that allows me to live and buy stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Basically a "chilled out entertainer"...cheers David Brent. And doing the cup song, maybe I'll teach you.

Also doing an Al Pacino impression, even though I look nothing like him.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smile, have a beard and nearly always in a flannel shirt. According to friends, I've become a 'lumbersexual', don't know what to make of that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV Shows:
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Game of Thrones, Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad, The Office, Alan Partridge, The Wire, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Movies:
Goodfellas.
Fargo.
American Psycho.
Taxi Driver.

Music:
Metallica, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Fleetwood Mac, The Beastie Boys, Converge, The Chariot, Mastodon, Bruce Springsteen.
And anything 80's, as the 80's were the best decade for music. ever.
As Alan Partridge says "a good beat is a good beat!" I've been known to dance to anything pretty much.

Books:
"Columbine" by Dave Cullen.
"American Psycho" by Bret Easton Ellis.
"The Great Gatesby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald.
"Sherlock Holmes" by Arthur Conan Doyle.
"The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time" by Mark Haddon.
"Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" by Philip K. Dick.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family.
Friends.
Music.
Movies.
Hockey.
Comedy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The dogs 'Tuna' and 'Marnie the dog' if you don't know them, google them!
What I'm doing in my life, and if they will ever create a beer that doesn't give hangovers, important shit like that.

Also...looking through my photos I've come to the conclusion I do the thumbs up way too much...that's annoying.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world...if you have a 'typical' Friday then you're doing it wrong.
You should message me if
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You're easy to talk to, simples.

And you think this is the cutest thing ever...

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