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33 Beltsville, MD Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 28
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Former bad girl turned good.
I love humanity, but I like my dog more than most people. Nature is so important to me, but I despise winter and would ideally sleep from Black Friday through the first day of spring. I like to look nice and dress up, but I won't spend too much money to do it. I'm friendly and nice, but really judgmental in my head. I like men to be chivalrous and I am pretty feminine, but I will make fart jokes.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in the service department of an appliance wholesale company. I act as a support to clients and the technicians. It's the first time in well over a decade that I have a "real" 9-5 office job. I was a bartender for many years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding the funny.
Disarming people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My charisma & energy.
My "quick" smile.
My eyes.
Another part of my anatomy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Best Fiction Book Ever: The Time Traveler's Wife. I love books and am sad to report that though I have spent large portions of my life as an avid reader, this area has been lacking as of late...any good suggestions?

Favorite Movies: The Usual Suspects, The Shawshank Redemption, Anchorman, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Mean Girls, Secretary, Eulogy, Step Brothers, Forrest Gump

TV Shows: Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Law & Order SVU, Criminal Minds, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, New Girl, Modern Family. I'm kind of a TV-aholic.

Music: A little bit of everything except for death metal. I was raised on oldies and showtunes and I am a theater girl at heart, so I could never deny my love for those, especially on a road trip.

Food: Mexican, Sushi, Thai, Italian, Seafood, Greek, Mediterranean, Steak, almost anything! I love food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends & Family
My dog, Ginger
The Sun & Nature
Technology & my car
A good night's sleep/my comfy bed
You should message me if
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I am looking for a laid back, open-minded, patient man. I would like to form a solid, mutually respectful friendship/relationship, which has been hard for me to find in the past.

Looks are somewhat important, but the number one thing I am interested in is an amazing sense of humor. Hilariousness is the most important thing to me and if you can make me laugh so hard that my eyes leak and my stomach hurts (and maybe I even snort which makes me laugh even more), then you're in.

It would be fantastic if you like trying different restaurants like I do. A perfect date would be going somewhere new and different and sharing a couple plates that sound interesting and then going home and watching a movie (I am not a fan of movie theaters).

I am not looking for someone who is just trying to get laid, gets wasted every weekend, or has drama with wives, girlfriends, etc. It's ok if you already have kids, but I don't want any of my own biological children.