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caveman_ugh

39 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just moved to SF. Loving life right now.

64% Extrovert, 36% Introvert
Analytical with a unique perspective
Value friendship
Pro spontaneity, pro adventure
Somewhat of a geek and a smooth operator…. that’s approximately me

On occasion I used to jump out of helicopters.

I once did some things in New Orleans that I'm sure I'd regret if I could remember them.

I'd rather be a ninja than a samurai.

I grew up on a farm but left that town because I like people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm big into grappling and Jiu Jitsu.

Working on a licensure program for an engineering company.

I also love beer. I brew my own and used to judge homebrew competitions. I'm a beer evangelist.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cartwheels, connecting with strangers, math, mind-reading, getting to the root of the problem, motivating people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My head, my eyes, my great ass and my gregarious nature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Fight Club, Anchorman, Super Troopers, Django Unchained, The Life Aquatic, Zoolander

Music: I love it. I have a mandolin named Nelly. I listen to most kinds of music, excluding modern country, classical, opera and trip-hop

TV: This is the Golden Age of Television. Seriously. Breaking Bad, The Wire, Game of Thrones, Intervention, Archer, The First 48, Mad Men, Workaholics, The Walking Dead, South Park, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Brazilian jiu jitsu

Karaoke

Vices

Explosions

Sunsets (It may be cheesy/cliche, but the bay area has some awesomely romantic places to watch the sunset)

Good friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Breaking social norms

Philosophy

Nerdy, artistic ideas, e.g. covering my coffee table with bottle caps

How not to think so much
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the city somewhere. Cruising around and letting loose.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once tripped Dan Rather so that he fell down. Thereby, interrupting a taping of 48 hours.

If you message me, ask about the bonus private thing that I'm willing to admit. I just don't want to put it on here right now.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
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I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket