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23 Pittsburgh, PA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
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5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Used up
Dropped out of space camp
Rather not say
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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** Friends, Romans, countrymen, others: I may not be back in Pennsylvania for a while. sry **

I like large dogs, ambitious tattoos, bioluminescence, and the sky. I drink a lot of coffee and I'm fairly polite.
What I’m doing with my life
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Mostly I just walk around and admire the flora.

I'm not going to get very far with this attitude, thank god.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Henry James once hid behind a tree to avoid having to spend time with Ford Madox Ford.

Plutarch says that to force himself to study oratory, Demosthenes once shaved half his head so that he would be too embarrassed to leave his house.

I pretend to keep up with world politics, but if any mention is made of ISIS (or ISIL, I don't discriminate) I immediately stop paying attention and, if possible, actively walk away. I'm probably going to hell for this.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Malingering; vagrancy; moral turpitude; seditious acts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Moby Dick, Dancer in the Dark, that one tv show with the guy who made pies and also brought people back to life - was that show even real? Did I imagine it? My ideal album would be a combination of On Avery Island, All Day, St. Vincent, Fear Fun and Hissing Fauna Are You the Destroyer. I hate food.

"If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four." - John Cage
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hands, yachting, Joan of Arc, balconies, bears, sweet kicks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taking the police out for a nice spaghetti dinner and wooing them with wine and song. Later I gently kiss the police in the grass beneath the countless glittering stars. As the days turn into weeks and my answering machine fills up with their unreturned calls, the police grow increasingly confused and despondent, finally spiraling into an unplumbable well of self-doubt from which they never fully recover.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Isn't the style section of the New York Times amazing?

"Soon after moving into Liberace's gaudy Las Vegas mansion in 1977, Scott Thorson, then a teenage hunk in the foster care system, learned that the jewel-smitten showman could love just as extravagantly as he decorated."

Lede for the ages, friends.
You should message me if
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You're welcome to message me, but I can't promise it will do you much good for the next few weeks or months.

If you're not dissuaded:
You should have nice shoulders and soft hair. Be kind to the elderly and unyielding to the middle aged. Drive vehicles with panache (manual transmissions are a plus, obviously). I will certainly not help married couples explore their sexualities. Don't be a capitalist scumbag. It's okay if you're a grad student, this is a judgement free zone. Ideally you know of quiet, beautiful places that are difficult to access. If you're super hot, that's great.

Mostly I just like books though, let's be real.