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28 Columbus, OH Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Yesterday – 10:14am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm a (reasonably) nice guy who works with computers, owns a border collie as well as a large cat, likes good alcohol (beer, wine, or liquor), and works too much sometimes. Also, I'm not that great at meeting new people to date, then again I'm on a darting website so I'll assume you figured that much out.

I alternate between gung ho and stay at home attitudes. I do love to travel and really like music festivals as well as "modern" and primitive camping. As a bonus, I come fairly fluent in German a.k.a. the language of love.

I like to cook and learn new skills. I'm currently pretty focused on not being a fuck up of a dog owner. But I'm a pro at cat ownership... or my cat is a pro at people ownership. Whatever works, right?

I'd like to say that I'm ambitious but I can be equally lazy when the mood is right. I don't get to visit the gym nearly often enough but I still pay the membership fee so I assume the gym isn't terribly mad at me.

When I drink heavily I slip into an uncontrollable and terrible British accent. Also, I like to perform Irish goodbyes. Lastly, when that intoxicated, my need for taco bell can be... overwhelming or at least whelming.

Also, non of the pets in these pictures are mine.... all friends. I'll work on getting Steven & Sasha to take a few selfies with me in the mirror, but at times they can be quite uncooperative. :/
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at OSU doing sys admin things. Sccm, group policy, OSD, certificates, AD... yup you guessed it... All the stuff people constantly talk about in the media and glorify in the movies... I swear.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making things work and taking things too personally. It's an art really.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've got a fairly bushy beard right now... it is decision time as to whether it makes me look manly or unkempt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Star Trek (TNG/DS9/Voyager)
Law & Order (all of them)
How I Met Your Mother
Trailer Park Boys

Holidays on Ice - Sedaris
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius - Eggers
The Doors of Perception - Huxley
Slaughterhouse V - Vonnegut

Children of Men
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Garden State

The Talking Heads
Miles Davis
Passion Pit
Ben Folds
Most 80's Songs
Matt & Kim
Blink 182
The Arcade Fire
Jimmy Eat World
I really just love music... though generally country is not on my playlists...

Baked Macaroni and Cheese
Lasagna Soup
Varieties of Salad
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A Job
Forms of Whiskey & Gin
Road Trips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Breakfast food and pretty brunettes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm out at a bar/concert/party/play/movie/art exhibition or playing with my cat and dog drinking a few Beck's on the couch while awaiting hot pizza and surfing netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I... I enjoy coldplay. Are you happy now?
You should message me if
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If you enjoy breakfast food, sleeping in, music festivals, pets, and want to grab a drink.

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