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34 Denver, CO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 6
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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Overall I am laid back person who has a tendency to get over exited about things. I certainly like to have a good time and pretty much joke through any situation. I have a pretty ineffective filter so pretty much what pops into my head is usually what comes out of my mouth. I have an equal opportunity sense of humor I can pretty much find it in any situation. I think I can probably count on one hand the amount of times I have actually been offended by a distasteful joke or insult. Most things just roll off my back.
I am big into music mostly indie bands and love to go to see live shows though I haven't gone as much as I've wanted to lately.

I am not a huge foodie, though I do eat regularly to prevent dying. My palate is pretty basic so if you have a very eclectic taste and love trying new things and sharing meals, I hope you like pizza!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Still trying to figure it out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding humor in most things no matter how innappropriate. I have a very self deprecating humor as well so I like to spread the wealth but also not afraid to look in the mirror if you will.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a tendency to be talk loud, especially if I have had a few drinks, so alot of people often hear me before they ever see me, so let's just go with that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music- Kings of Leon, Spoon, The Shins, Modest Mouse, Death Cab, Delta Spirit, Deer Tick, Pete Yorn, Blitzen Trapper, Dr. Dog, Middle Brother, . . .
Movies- The Jerk, Shawshank, Old School, Anchorman, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Spaceballs, Fletch, Super Troopers. . .
Shows- Community please come back), Modern Family, Tosh.O, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Bill Maher, South Park, Parks and Rec (Ron Swanson is the best character on tv now) , How I met you Mother . . . I don't read a ton but when I do favorite books Catcher in the Rye, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, High Fidelity, East of Eden . . .
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My pup Mahoney
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
RANDOM SHIT! I am the type of person that will see something that grabs my attention and then play out a bunch of random scenarios in my head on how it could play out. Which usually results in me staring off into the distance and then realizing that I am staring someone down from across the room unknowingly and have to awkwardly break eye contact, it's pretty sweet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends or relaxing after a long week at home catching up on some shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have no clue what I am doing. I can't roll a burrito for the life of me, every time I need to do it I YouTube a video it still turns out like crap.

420 friendly but not cigarette friendly- if you have seen the recent adds cigarettes are bullies and no body likes a bully!
You should message me if
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You don't take things to seriously and enjoy a good laugh, I am a constant smartass so I always love some sarcastic banter. KCCO!