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28 M Washington, DC

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Last Online
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Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
How did I become 28 so fast.

I love self-deprecating humor.

I think we take ourselves too seriously. I'm also well-aware that it is chance and chance alone that has allowed me to adopt that particular attitude in life, and others aren't so lucky.

I used to be the Free Hugs guy on campus. I don't do that anymore, but I occasionally high five people as they run past. Success rate = low.

One time in Berlin I played on a merry-go-round with German children that I had just befriended. Later in the day, I spilled a pitcher of coffee in a conference, interrupting Germany's Special Assistant to Arab Nations during his talk. Neither of these stories surprised any of my friends.

INTP/ENTP. The okcupid quiz I took was wrong.

Update: Graduated, unemployed, and poor. Spending most of all my days job hunting so I am not really on here anymore. Besides, what would we do anyway? It's not like this city has excess free music/museums/parks.


Double dog update: I am a server at one of the gayberhoods finer booze and food establishments. My life is a joke
What I’m doing with my life
What am I doing with my life? Is that you, mom?

I travel a lot. I don't like to be in one place for too long of a time.

I play a lot of ultimate frisbee, I do a little bit of running, and I consume a moderate amount of delicious beverages.

I want to go camping.
I’m really good at
Throwing a frisbee. Sometimes even catching one.

Making people laugh. I can't promise much but I can promise to make you laugh.

Living simply. I travel too much to get bogged down with shit, so I try not to have any. If I make it to the point where I have more than one car's worth of stuff, I'm doing something wrong.

My friends tell me that my first impressions of people are spot on.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a person of the male variety.
The six things I could never do without
awkward situations
a sense of adventure
inappropriate jokes and sexual innuendo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If spit is so gross, then why do I swallow it hundreds of times each day?

How to bid without breaking my body.

I want a puppy.

Why fruit loops are so delicious.

The roots of religious conservatism and its transformation of today's society.

The role of semantics in debate and argumentation.

My contribution to society. Your contribution to society.

Economics and budgets. Sometimes I'm boring.

How there are people on this site who don't believe in dinosaurs.

Grad school debt.

I just learned that Detroit is north of Canada and it BLEW MY MIND.

I should've been a doctor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Browsing the juggalos on okcupid tumblr
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been going on an existential crisis for a good 8 years now.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
ti piace.
You want to throw some disc.
You are Amy Gardner.
You're up for a good conversation. Or a bad one. Any conversation, really.