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20 M Merced, CA

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6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
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Likes dogs and likes cats
English, C++

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My self-summary
I'm an endearing asshole, or a lovable misanthrope; I'm constantly making fun of the people I love, but I seem to pull it off. I've also got the whole cute nerd thing going for me, if you're into that. I'm a pretty big cinephile and I love cloudy weather.

According to Meyers-Briggs I'm a MILF.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm studying computer science with a math minor at Cal Poly.

Long term, I have no idea and I'm cool with it. Definitely want to take advantage of my youth and do some traveling, but first I need money, or at least more comfort with debt.

I think this counts as a thing I'm doing: meeting people, trying to find a soulmate, or at least someone who'll put up with me for a while.

Oh, I'm also trying to learn how to whistle.
I’m really good at
I've got smartass comments down to a science. I've been complimented on my ability to make really horrible jokes without offending people. My roommates think I'm good at cooking, but I think they're just bad at cooking (although I do make a pretty good cheesecake). I can drunkenly prove the irrationality of the root of any prime number, among other things. I could probably kick your ass at super smash bros.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm taller than them. Unless I'm not; I haven't asked those people yet. I also get complimented on my blue eyes a lot. If you're into Aryans, I'm your guy. If you're REALLY into Aryans, I'm probably not your guy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Catch-22, Invisible Man (Ellison, not Wells), Lord of the Rings series, Les Miserables, A Song of Ice and Fire series, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, The Kite Runner

Movies: Cornetto Trilogy, the Matrices, Galaxy Quest, Watchmen, Sin City, Blade Runner, Pacific Rim and Alien; anything by the Coen brothers, Tarantino, or Monty Python is fantastic.

Shows: Archer, Rick and Morty, Bob's Burgers, Community, New Girl, Seinfeld, Always Sunny, House of Cards, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Luther, Firefly, Star Trek (TNG, DS9, Voyager once I finish DS9), Cowboy Bebop, Peep Show

Music: Queen, Daft Punk, OK Go, Muse, Beck, The XX, Danger Mouse, Fitz and the Tantrums, Massive Attack, Gorillaz, The Wombats, Metric

Food: Easy to please, always willing to try new things. Can't go wrong with some good mexican.

Comedians (because why not): Norm MacDonald, Louis C.K., John Mulaney, Hannibal Buress, Megan Mooney, Mitch Hedberg, Bill Cosby, Amy Schumer (this seems like an appropriate sketch)
The six things I could never do without
Internet capable devices
Mexican food
Those plastic things on the ends of shoelaces
On a typical Friday night I am
Drunk smash bros and Netflix (sober)(well not drunk) are pretty common. I've also been into stargazing lately, and I'd like to do that more.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There are pictures of me in drag and they're not on here because my hair is terrible.

I google some words before I put them in my profile to make sure I'm using them right.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can teach me how to whistle.

You think you can kick my ass at smash bros.

You think Netflix counts as a date.

Actually, now that I think about it, you really shouldn't message me. I'm pretty terrible.