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ccleary_umphrey

35 Glenwood, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single

My Details

Last Online
Nov 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here is the most important thing for you to take away from this profile. I AM NOT here to try and bang as many gals as possible. If I wanted to do that, I would continue on my sordid path of bars and clubs. I am looking for someone to connect with on a deeper level than lust. Thanks.

Second, if you have a picture of yourself with a fake moustache, don't even bother me with a message. Its not funny, cute, or entertaining.

Im here on this planet for a good, not a long time.

How can I summarize who I am in a small box like this? Where to begin? Instead of a self summary, what I will do is put together a list of things that make me who and what I am. Feel free to comment on any of these if you want, I am always up for a debate.

1) I avoid conflict like the plague. I absolutely hate it. I don't hold grudges and am always the first person to apologize sincerely and mean it. I also do not get visibly upset or angry most of the time, (maybe that's why I smoke so much herb).

2) I have an 8 yr old son that lives in Des Moines with his mom. I see him all summer and a couple times a month during his school year. I was never engaged or married, his mom and I just drifted apart. However, we are still good friends.

3) I fully believe that everyone should treat people how they want to be treated. I am not in any way, shape, or form religious. In fact, I believe all religions are are vehicles for mass mind control. If you care to disagree, great, message me and we can talk about it. I will never, however, look down on someone who has faith in religion. I would never look down on a child for not knowing how to read, same principal.

4) I believe in aliens and a multi-dimensional world beyond our scope of consciousness. To believe in anything different is close minded and arrogant.

5) I'm a music snob, I probably don't like the music you like. I listen to all types, my iPod ranges from alkaline trio, the cars, Cyndi lauper, stones, Zeppelin, Peter tosh, fleetwood mac, 2pac, Nas, and mass 80's. However, my true passion in music is Umphrey's McGee. A jamband from our wonderful city of Chicago. If you know who they are, definitely get at me, I have seen them 127 times. (yes, I'm serious)

That is some of the stuff that encompasses what I am. I really am a nice guy and I would love to talk to anyone about anything.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not nearly as much as I would like to. I want to write a screen play, produce a record, record a stand up special and learn how to blow glass.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, eating, being lazy, making jokes and puns and metaphors, talking shit, people watching, not killing animals or bugs.

Other people would say Im good at making them look good and listening to thier bullshit everyday. I am also quite the motivator and I give phenominal nick names.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know, they never tell me. But when I look in the mirror i usually notice the beer belly and facial hair. Or red eyes. Who knows. I posted a pic, you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books... Anything by David Icke, Zeccharia Sitchin, and Behold a Pale Horse, by Bill Cooper.

Movies... Anything by Hitchcock, Judd Apatow, and of course, Tim Burton. I am also a huge Planet Earth and Blue Planet fan.

TV shows... Lost, Curb, Sunny, Arrested, How I met Your Mother, Prison Break, Eastbound and Down, Dexter, Flight of the Conchords, Community,Louie,

Music... Umphrey's McGee, Deltron, Stones, Beatles, Tribe, Rush, The Roots, Fleetwood Mac, Otis Redding, Peter Tosh, Sublime, Lyrics Born,
30db, The Cars. Cyndi Lauper

Food.... not very picky at all
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I believe that material posessions are nothing. They are only around to distract us from what we really are, mammals. Because of our obsession with shit, humans will be the next mammal to be extinct. We need to focus on survival.... eating, sleeping, and procreating.

But Ill play...
1. My sense of reality and free will
2. My public, friends, fam, etc...
3. Other people to keep me company
4. TV shows
5. Weedles
6. food, oxygen, water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to upload new pictures onto this site from my iPhone.

"when they give you thier shoulders never cry on them and when they love you to death never die on them."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There really is no typical Friday night, however I usually am spending time with my son. Going out for dinner and then a movie usually with him, when I have the chance to. If I don't have the pleasure of being with him, I'm usually raging at a show or drinking some dank micro brews at a pub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I pretty much outed myself as a lunatic by telling you that I believe in shape-shifting reptilians ruling our world.

But, I really think that Timberlake is one of the greatest artists in our generation. I kind of have a man crush on him. But only in a platonic way.
You should message me if
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You want to meet me, or have a conversation that has more substance to it than talking about your ass or boobies. I don't care what you look like or where you are from or how much money you have or how hot you think you are, that us all stuff meant to distract us from who we really are.