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31 M Brooklyn, NY

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Last Online
Yesterday – 5:30pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My best friend tells me I am a hybrid of Ted Mosby, Jerry Seinfeld and George Harrison. That's a pretty good summary right there, but since we have the space...
I'm a bit of an old soul, a music history nerd and an avid reader (bookworm was my first choice to put there, but it seems to have a negative connotation, doesn't it?). I have a quick wit and usually tell a well-timed joke (a skill set developed thanks to an abundance of staff meetings at work I have to lead), so serious bonus points if you're a good laugher/ are at least good at faking. I'm loyal and dependable, organized beyond belief and extremely driven (I tend to have lists of tasks to accomplish). Apparently I love to use parentheses...?
My nickname, which I have been affectionately given, is "Professor Patches", which is a long story I must tell in person. I am a solid cook and have picked up some recipes over the years that I will make for you if we get there. Lately, I have become a big believer in karma. I love nature (particularly autumn in the northeast) and the outdoors and the fact that we have so many parks and little escapes from reality here is amazing.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a major television network as a media management supervisor in content distribution, which is ironic as I barely watch nor care for any current TV.
I am also a musician and songwriter. I have an indie record deal, so that has evolved from a hobby into a second career.
I’m really good at
Laughing way too often, and probably when I shouldn't.
Comparing everything in life to something that happened on Seinfeld (or Curb).
Knowing what time it is with no clocks nearby.
Being generally affable; I can talk to anyone about anything.
British accents.
Finding where to stand on the train platforms for proper exit of said station.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Aldous Huxley- I own nearly all of his output. George Orwell. C.G. Jung. Chuck Klosterman. I have too many rock biographies, yet am always looking out for more. Recently finished reading The Sheltering Sky and it might stand as my new favorite. Up next: Naked Lunch.

Anchorman. Back to the Future. Bill & Ted. Dazed and Confused. Ghostbusters.

Seinfeld. How I Met Your Mother. Arrested Development. Cheers.

Music is life. Let's keep this short: HUGE Beatles fan, Pink Floyd, Hendrix, King Crimson, Rush, Byrds, Neil Young, Police etc etc, newer psych rock stuff (Dungen, Tame Impala, Melody's Echo Chamber) and of course 90s alternative.

I try to eat healthy-ish, as we're only given one body in this lifetime, although, you can put pineapple or coconut in basically anything and I'll eat it. Favorites include Thai and Indian, or whatever I cook for myself. And I have quite the affinity for cereal.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee- the stronger the better.
Fresh fruit.
Autumn weather.
Notebook for writing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next career move.
Time travel.
Whatever I am in the midst of writing.
How Popeye cartoons were really just pro spinach propaganda.
When can I get a dog? And a home with a fireplace...?
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends on the week I just had...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I play fantasy basketball. Oh, and I once ate cereal for all three meals in a day.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 27–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if would like to meet up and grab a drink/coffee and see where things go (in person chemistry is key!). So if anything here catches your fancy, let's talk further!