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32 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Strictly monogamous
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Where shall we begin...?

The basics:
I'm a bit of an old soul, a music history nerd, quick with a joke or pun, am organized beyond belief and extremely driven. I might be one of calmest people you'll meet, yet always motivated by something. After spending time elsewhere in BK, I moved to Park Slope, and my time here has been amazing so far; I suppose the feel of the area has an appeal to the New Englander in me?
My family is awesome and we are all really close. I love to cook and have picked up some awesome recipes over the years. I am a big believer in karma.

The interesting bits:
Knowing random factoids is a specialty of mine. I have been in bands since I was 15, and playing instruments since before then (at one point, I was even "Ringo" in a Beatles tribute band).
I really am a good storyteller; remind me to tell you about the time I ran into Jon Stewart, or when I was mistaken for a criminal.

And I am completely honest and open. Like, why am I here you ask? I've been single for a while now, I've grown immensely during that stretch, and gotten to the point where I know what I want. Hopefully you do too. Life is really awesome, but I want someone to share it with. I am over the casual dating thing and realize that this is probably the best way to meet someone who shares these same desires.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for a major television network as a media management supervisor in content distribution. It's hard work and I put in a lot of hours every week. You can "thank" me for being a purveyor of some pretty terrible teen television.

This amongst other things of course.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Managing to compare everything in life to something that happened on Seinfeld (or Curb).
Knowing what time it is with no clocks nearby.
Being generally affable.
Walking a fine line between introvert and extrovert.
British accents.
Being quite verbose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Aldous Huxley. George Orwell. C.G. Jung. Chuck Klosterman. I have read too many rock biographies, yet am always looking for more. Various books on Eastern religions and philosophy. And what might be my favorite- The Sheltering Sky.

Anchorman. Back to the Future. Dazed and Confused. Ghostbusters.

Seinfeld. How I Met Your Mother. Arrested Development. the Office.

Beatles, Pink Floyd, Hendrix, King Crimson, Rush, Byrds, Neil Young, Police, Zeppelin, Radiohead, Zombies, Dungen, Tame Impala, Oasis, etc etc, and older jazz (Coltrane!).

I mostly eat healthy, as we're only given one body in this lifetime (ie- a regular at farmers markets and Whole Foods), although, you can put pineapple or coconut in basically anything and I'll eat it. (Actually, that's a lie. I may love coconut, but I hate coconut water.) I cook a lot. And I have quite the affinity for cereal.
Not to mention that I love a good scotch.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Black coffee.
Fresh fruit.
Autumn weather.
Notebook for writing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever I am in the midst of writing.
How Popeye cartoons were really just pro spinach propaganda.
My next meal.
Names for my hypothetical future dog (Scooby being the current winner!)

(In my best Seinfeld voice) Drawing parallels between online dating and shopping; sure it's convenient and easy, but it's also easy to get things that don't look like the picture, don't quite feel how expected, or just disappear in the mail. Shopping in person, while requiring more effort, allows you to browse and try before you buy. Both have their benefits. Because really, aren't we all just looking for the proper fit?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a gig or relaxing from the exhausting work week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a sports stats nerd.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want someone who is sincere and honest, intelligent, funny, has their life together, will write many a song for you, yada yada...

You agree to look past the awkwardness of the first few messages exchanged on here, and I will as well.

You know which Ninja Turtle you are.