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32 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 27–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:58pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My best friend tells me I am a hybrid of Ted Mosby, Jerry Seinfeld and George Harrison. That's a pretty good summary right there if I do say so myself.

I just moved into my own place in Park Slope, which is quite exciting. I'm a bit of an old soul, a music history nerd and an avid reader. I am quick with a joke or pun, am organized beyond belief and extremely driven. Knowing random factoids is a specialty of mine (as such, I am the perfect trivia night date.)

My family is awesome and we are really close. I am a solid cook and have picked up some awesome recipes over the years. Lately, I have become a big believer in karma. I love the outdoors (particularly autumn in the northeast) and the fact that we have so many parks and little escapes here is amazing. (And apparently I love to use parentheses...?)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for a major television network as a media management supervisor in content distribution. And most times, life there feels like The Office. (You'll have to guess who I am).
I am also a musician and songwriter. I have an indie record deal, so that has evolved from a hobby into a second career.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing way too often, and probably when I shouldn't.
Comparing everything in life to something that happened on Seinfeld (or Curb).
Knowing what time it is with no clocks nearby.
Being generally affable.
British accents.
Finding where to stand on the train platforms for proper exit of said station.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
These are excellent first date topics, but a brief preview:

Aldous Huxley. George Orwell. C.G. Jung. Chuck Klosterman. I have too many rock biographies, yet am always looking out for more. Recently finished reading The Sheltering Sky and it might stand as my new favorite. Up next: now that I've been turned onto Bowles, "Spider's House".

Anchorman. Back to the Future. Dazed and Confused. Ghostbusters.

Seinfeld. How I Met Your Mother. Arrested Development. the Office. Cheers.

Beatles, Pink Floyd, Hendrix, King Crimson, Rush, Byrds, Neil Young, Police etc etc, newer psych rock (Dungen, Tame Impala, Melody's Echo Chamber), older jazz and of course, 90's alternative.

Favorites include Thai and Indian, and usually anything I cook for myself. I try to eat healthy-ish, as we're only given one body in this lifetime, although, you can put pineapple or coconut in basically anything and I'll eat it. (Actually, that's a lie. I may love coconut, but I hate coconut water.) And I have quite the affinity for cereal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee (black)- the stronger the better.
Fresh fruit.
Autumn weather.
Notebook for writing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next career move.
Whatever I am in the midst of writing.
How Popeye cartoons were really just pro spinach propaganda.
When can I get a dog?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I play fantasy basketball. Oh, and I once ate cereal for all three meals in a day.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. would like to meet up and grab a drink/coffee and see where things go (in person chemistry is key!). don't mind the inevitable series of puns and witty banter that come along with me can pretend you like my music even if you don't have a dog want to show me around Slope, as I am new here think we have similar values or want a guy who is great with getting on with your parents or something here made you laugh (or at least smirk) or just for whatever reason you fancy....
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