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cds982

31 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:33am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My best friend tells me I am a hybrid of Ted Mosby, Jerry Seinfeld and George Harrison. That's a pretty good summary right there if you know the references, but since there is ample room for more...

I just moved into my own place in Park Slope, which is quite exciting. I'm a bit of an old soul, a music history nerd and an avid reader. I have a quick wit (a skill set developed thanks to an abundance of staff meetings at work I have to lead), am organized beyond belief and extremely driven (I tend to have lists of tasks to accomplish). Knowing random factoids is a specialty of mine.

My nickname, which I have been affectionately given, is "Professor Patches". I am a solid cook and have picked up some awesome recipes over the years. Lately, I have become a big believer in karma. I love nature (particularly autumn in the northeast) and the outdoors and the fact that we have so many parks and little escapes from reality here is amazing. (And apparently I love to use parentheses...?)
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for a major television network as a media management supervisor in content distribution.
I am also a musician and songwriter. I have an indie record deal, so that has evolved from a hobby into a second career.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing way too often, and probably when I shouldn't.
Comparing everything in life to something that happened on Seinfeld (or Curb).
Knowing what time it is with no clocks nearby.
Being generally affable; I can talk to anyone about anything.
British accents.
Finding where to stand on the train platforms for proper exit of said station.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Aldous Huxley. George Orwell. C.G. Jung. Chuck Klosterman. I have too many rock biographies, yet am always looking out for more. Recently finished reading The Sheltering Sky and it might stand as my new favorite. Up next: Naked Lunch.

Anchorman. Back to the Future. Dazed and Confused. Ghostbusters.

Seinfeld. How I Met Your Mother. Arrested Development. the Office. Cheers.

Beatles, Pink Floyd, Hendrix, King Crimson, Rush, Byrds, Neil Young, Police etc etc, newer psych rock stuff (Dungen, Tame Impala, Melody's Echo Chamber), older jazz and of course, 90's alternative.

I try to eat healthy-ish, as we're only given one body in this lifetime, although, you can put pineapple or coconut in basically anything and I'll eat it. Favorites include Thai and Indian, or whatever I cook for myself. And I have quite the affinity for cereal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee (black)- the stronger the better.
Fresh fruit.
Autumn weather.
Music.
Notebook for writing.
Laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next career move.
Time travel.
Whatever I am in the midst of writing.
How Popeye cartoons were really just pro spinach propaganda.
When can I get a dog?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on the week I just had...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I play fantasy basketball. Oh, and I once ate cereal for all three meals in a day.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 27–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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...you would like to meet up and grab a drink/coffee and see where things go (in person chemistry is key!).
So if anything here catches your fancy, let's talk further.