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32 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 29
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Strictly monogamous
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Hi there! Thanks for stopping by.

The basics:
I'm a bit of an old soul, a music history nerd, quick with a joke or pun, am organized beyond belief and extremely driven. I might be one of calmest people you'll meet, yet always motivated by something. My family is awesome and we are all really close. I love to cook and have picked up some awesome recipes over the years. I am a big believer in karma. Park Slope is my home now, and it led me to start running in the park a few months ago.

Knowing random factoids is a specialty of mine. I really am a good storyteller; remind me to tell you about the time I ran into Jon Stewart, or when I was mistaken for a criminal. I'm a romantic. Dog lover. I play a bunch of instruments. Definitely on the nerdier side. Smiling is my favorite. Yada yada.

Life is awesome, but I'd like someone to share it with. I am over the casual dating thing and realize that this is probably the best way to meet someone who shares these same desires. Perhaps you'd fancy meeting up over coffee or a drink?
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for a major television network as a media management supervisor in content distribution. Basically, you can "thank" me for being a purveyor of some pretty terrible teen television.

I'm also a musician and writer in the post work hours.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Managing to find a correlation between everything happening in life to something on Seinfeld or Curb.
Knowing what time it is with no clocks nearby.
Being generally affable.
British accents.
Being quite verbose (see this profile for a glimpse).
Remembering minutiae.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(I doubt us getting along is predicated on such favorites, but I guess it doesn't hurt, and are great first date topics.)

Aldous Huxley. George Orwell. C.G. Jung. Chuck Klosterman. Too many rock biographies to list. Various books on Eastern religions and philosophy. And what might be my favorite- The Sheltering Sky.

Anchorman. Back to the Future. Dazed and Confused. Ghostbusters.

Seinfeld. How I Met Your Mother. Arrested Development. the Office.

Beatles, Pink Floyd, King Crimson, Rush, Byrds, Neil Young, Police, Zeppelin, Radiohead, Zombies, Dungen, Tame Impala, Oasis, etc etc.

Food is awesome, am I right? I am a loose pescetarian (as chicken is too awesome to not eat as well) and overall mostly eat healthy, as we're only given one body in this lifetime, although, you can put pineapple or coconut in basically anything and I'll eat it. (...wait, actually, that's a lie. I may love coconut, but I hate coconut water). And I have quite the affinity for cereal.
Not to mention that I love a good single malt scotch.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Black coffee.
Fresh fruit.
Autumn weather.
Notebook for writing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever I am in the midst of writing.
How Popeye cartoons were really just pro spinach propaganda.
My next meal.
Dating and all that goes along with it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a gig or relaxing from the exhausting work week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an NBA nerd.
You should message me if
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Something I said resonates with you.

You agree to look past the awkwardness of the first few messages exchanged on here, and I will as well.

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