I am not a game.
Compared to the flowers and the birds in the trees, I am an ape man.
Progressive-minded city-dweller. College graduate. Obsessive home cook. Fan of fermented food and drink. Avid reader. Enjoys film and television.
I'm looking for someone who feels as passionately about sour cream as I do. I live a rich inner life, if that makes any sense. I am a great fan of cruciferous vegetables.
I realize that I'm supposed to be selling myself here, and that I'm not doing a very good job. A list of facts might tell you what I do and have done, but not who I am. In fact, these here make me sound pretty vanilla, which I hate, because I'm not. Then again, I don't know how to describe my own personality. I'm not even sure that I'm the person you should be asking. All of those things are true of me, and many more, but ultimately aren't you just going to look at my pictures and decide based on those? Would I sound more interesting if I talked about loving my cat, or or having a good sense of humor, or being "quirky," or the fact that I like wearing sweaters? Is this, my meta, anti-profile response to my original profile even worse than the original?
I gave this thing 750 words, and now it wants a thousand. Fine. Cogent. Turgid. Ameliorate. Substrate. Copacetic. Venerate. Transom. Amalgam. Aggregate. Bantam. Bothersome. Bellwether. Brontosaur. Breach. Brackish. Crestfallen. Squab. Squelch. Squander. Squeamish. Squabble. Drabble. Drivel. Dramamine. Draught. Grandiose. Gravitas. Gondola. Feeble. Gobbledygook. Hirsute. Hierarchy. Habituation. Horehound. Fallacious. Confabulate. Conflagration. Congenital. Jacuzzi. Tabulate. Tabbouleh. Hobgoblin. Mawkish. Dynamo. Philanderer. Dickensian. Monger. Mongrel. Arterial. Pavlovian. Armagnac. Almanac. Xenophobe. Zenith. Opalescent. Corporeal. Verisimilitude. Egalitarian. Ellipse. Poultice. Appositive. Apotheosis. Apathetic. Apoplectic. Aphoristic. Argonaut. Assonance. Asinine. Ablative. Altruistic. Delineate. Stratify. Abutment. Francophone. Anglophile. Cabal. Junta. Jungian. Levitate. Cacophony. Extant. Excommunicate. Adroit. Ambulate. Authorial. Cretin. Crinoline. Decamp. Neophyte. Octet. Sprocket. Postprandial. Priapism. Antipode. Cleave. Confluence. Lickspittle. Gladhand. Addenda. Ribald. Piebald. Pablum. Peevish. Hircine. Porcine. Dolorous. Asinine. Milquetoast. Insipid. Sapient. Sordid. Crepuscular. Transpontine. Impervestigable. Vespine. Deleterious. Ursine. Vulpine. Delphine. Achillize.