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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–34
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 29
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Post grad
Might want kids
English, English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I was told to skip this part.
What I’m doing with my life
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Strategizing on how to become CEO of OK Cupid.
I’m really good at
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The first things people usually notice about me
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People notice that I really appreciate the cleanliness of our urban sidewalks. If they're dirty (I'm talkin' sidewalks, not your dirty mind) I'll actually hose them down.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My personal assistant reads books for me and regurgitates the synopsis (same goes for movies). At the moment I don't have a favorite, but in general I like "self-help" books--I find them very insulting, in a good way. My favorites shows are strip clubs, does that count? As for music I guess I prefer humming. And for the record, I detest the sound of stringed instruments. Food: I had a personal chef that I recently had to let go, so during this transitional time I'm on a hunger strike.
The six things I could never do without
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The six things I could never do without? Hmmm, let's make that seven.
1. wrath
2. greed
3. sloth
4. pride
5. lust
6. envy
7. gluttony
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What? I'm sorry. I was busy thinking of...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working the desk at OK Cupid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My 401K is 100% invested in OK Cupid.
You should message me if
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If you're dirty and need to be hosed down.