cedarspokes
112 Los Angeles, CA
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My self-summary
I was told to skip this part.
What I’m doing with my life
Strategizing on how to become CEO of OK Cupid.
I’m really good at
Strategizing.
The first things people usually notice about me
People notice that I really appreciate the cleanliness of our urban sidewalks. If they're dirty (I'm talkin' sidewalks, not your dirty mind) I'll actually hose them down.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My personal assistant reads books for me and regurgitates the synopsis (same goes for movies). At the moment I don't have a favorite, but in general I like "self-help" books--I find them very insulting, in a good way. My favorites shows are strip clubs, does that count? As for music I guess I prefer humming. And for the record, I detest the sound of stringed instruments. Food: I had a personal chef that I recently had to let go, so during this transitional time I'm on a hunger strike.
The six things I could never do without
The six things I could never do without? Hmmm, let's make that seven.
1. wrath
2. greed
3. sloth
4. pride
5. lust
6. envy
7. gluttony
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What? I'm sorry. I was busy thinking of...
On a typical Friday night I am
Working the desk at OK Cupid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My 401K is 100% invested in OK Cupid.
You should message me if
If you're dirty and need to be hosed down.
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