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34 Philadelphia, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 27
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Working on masters program
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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A little over a year ago I ended a relationship with my supermodel ex-girlfriend. Quite frankly I was tired of her using me for my money, good looks, and huge ... glasses. But in all seriousness, I'm single now and jumping back into this online thing.

I like people with a good sense of humor, particularly someone with the same sense of humor as me (FYI, I search for profiles with the word "fart" in it). This sounds really clichéd but I'm pretty laid back and non-threatening. A wise man once said, "Save the drama for yo' mama." I certainly abide by that. I was born and raised in the Philadelphia area but I spent a big chunk of my adulthood in Boston. I totally miss it up there, so big points if you're a New Englander.
What I’m doing with my life
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Figuring things out. Working on my house. Living it.
I’m really good at
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Going to Target for toilet paper and leaving with a basket full of candy and other shit. Also, filling out online dating profiles. And quizzo.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know. You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: The Virgin Suicides, Frankenstein, any interesting non-fiction.
MOVIES: Seven, Good Will Hunting, Boogie Nights, The Big Lebowski, anything with Bill Murray.
SHOWS: Eastbound & Down, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, The Colbert Report, This Old House.
MUSIC: Queens of the Stone Age, Iron and Wine, Nine Inch Nails, Death From Above 1979, Ween, The Black Keys, Dr. Dog, The xx, Johnny Cash, Reverend Horton Heat, The National, The Rolling Stones.
FOOD: Uh ... everything. I'm a total foodie. And I can cook, too. I put sriracha on just about everything, including some breakfast cereals.

I should also note that I'm a total PBS/NPR dork. And I love XPN. I'm often at the Free at Noon shows.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I should write that I spend a lot of time thinking about life, my future, where I want to be in five years. But I'm a guy, so the real answer is boobies. Just kidding.

In all seriousness, I often wonder: why all the in-car selfies?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably staying in. But if I'm out it's at a low-key bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cry every time I watch "Up."
You should message me if
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You're not a dude. And you want to.