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33 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:14am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Not too long ago I ended a long, rocky relationship with my supermodel ex-girlfriend. Quite frankly I was tired of her using me for my money, good looks, and huge ... glasses. But in all seriousness, I'd love to be able to meet a good companion on this site. I like people with a good sense of humor, particularly someone with the same sense of humor as me (FYI, I search for profiles with the word "fart" in it). This sounds really clichéd but I'm pretty laid back and non-threatening. A wise man once said, "Save the drama for yo' mama." I certainly abide by that. I was born and raised in the Philadelphia area but I spent a big chunk of my adulthood in Boston. I totally miss it up there, so big points if you're a New Englander.
What I’m doing with my life
I bought a house in South Philly about three years ago and I still spend a lot of my weekends fixing it up (it was a total dump when I bought it). It'd be nice for someone to pry me away from the house to have some fun. Or it'd be nice for someone to help me repoint the bricks. I'll take either.
I’m really good at
Going to Target for toilet paper and leaving with a basket full of candy and other shit. Also, filling out online dating profiles. And quizzo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: The Virgin Suicides, Frankenstein, any interesting non-fiction.
MOVIES: Seven, Good Will Hunting, Boogie Nights, The Big Lebowski, anything with Bill Murray.
SHOWS: Eastbound & Down, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, The Colbert Report, This Old House.
MUSIC: Queens of the Stone Age, Iron and Wine, Nine Inch Nails, Ween, The Black Keys, Dr. Dog, The xx, Johnny Cash, Reverend Horton Heat, The National, The Rolling Stones.
FOOD: Uh ... everything. I'm a total foodie. And I can cook, too.

I should also note that I'm a total PBS/NPR dork. And I love XPN. I'm often at the Free at Noon shows.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I should write that I spend a lot of time thinking about life, my future, where I want to be in five years. But I'm a guy, so the real answer is boobies.

In all seriousness, I often wonder why all the in-car selfies?
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably staying in. But if I'm out it's at a low-key bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cry every time I watch "Up."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're not a dude. And you want to.