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39 Boca Raton, FL Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 32-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:38am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Not at all
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Sanskrit (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
hi there, i'm chrissy :)

i had someone write this part for me a while ago (he had a whole formula and guaranteed results. totally scientific results!! you can guess how well that worked out...) so, here i am again, searching for the magic key words that might catch the eye of someone special. based on my research, i gather i'm supposed to say i love to travel, i'm super adventurous, and i want to be your princess, or something? you should see my face right now. i'm totally princess material.

by this point you should have detected a bit of sarcasm. that's good. the truth is i like travelling in small increments, but i also love being home. (my cat! my stuff! my hammock!) i'm not particularly adventurous, but i am a lot of other awesome things like loyal, honest, funny, smart, creative, patient (unless i'm driving (not a word about my driving. you don't like it, you can walk)), and possibly a bit too enamored of parentheses. still with me? cool.

i am also very low-maintenance. i don't wear makeup and i've been blessed with hair that doesn't need much work to look presentable. i'm most comfortable in pajama pants and flip flops. i'm a little nerdy about certain things, way too passionate about other things, and in complete denial about other other things (narwahls? seriously? no.)

i try to be grateful every day for the many blessings in my life. i believe in keeping things simple, and try to act from a place of compassion. honesty is important, drama is not.

i know this summary won't appeal to everyone. that's the point. i don't want to play the numbers game here. i don't want to play any games, period. (except cards against humanity, or boggle. i will kick your ass in boggle.) if you're still interested, there's a good chance we'll get along. so please, give me a shout. i'm looking forward to hearing from you :)

Side note: It might be helpful/unnecessary to note that I am an introvert. If you're not sure what that means, click below:
(Wish I'd discovered this a few years earlier)

and finally, even though i know it will be ignored by most: i am looking for a long-term relationship. this means i am genuinely seeking to connect with someone intellecutally as well as physically. if all you are looking for is a hookup, please keep moving.

namaste <3
What I’m doing with my life
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Loving my job as a marketing coordinator (graphic designer). Freelancing. Working on home improvement projects (slowly but surely). Meditating. Laughing. Being too sarcastic for my own good. Looking for you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
firefly trivia!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair, it seems to get a lot of comments.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Dark Tower Series, Percy Jackson and The Olympians, The Kingkiller Chronicles, Hitchhiker's Guide, Red Dwarf.

Movies: The Princess Bride, Tommy Boy, Transporter, Grease 2, Amelie, Chocolat, Mallrats, Serenity, Chorus Line, Adventures In Babysitting, 10 Things I Hate About You, etc. Basically anything silly, witty, or pretty to look at. I'm really not entertained by violence and misery.

Music: The most recent addition to my mp3 player is Paolo Nutini. The rest is mostly Jason Mraz, Our Lady Peace, Black Lab, Wham, Movie Soundtracks, and yoga music.

Food: Shorter to list what I don't like. No tomatoes, no seafood (although I try both every once in a while just to make sure). I would also like to note that I haven't eaten French fries since 1999 (stupid bet gone horribly wrong).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fresh air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the motherfuckin universe, man. how amazing is that shit??
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hammock time or Netflixin
You should message me if
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you are not a hipster

you know the appropriate response to "what what"

you're ready for this jelly