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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:33pm
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a friend, musician, uncle, and retired grammar nazi. I like knowing my friends' quirks. I exercise, read, and play guitar in my free time. I binge-watch Bob's Burgers when I'm feeling unproductive.

I'm training for my first half-marathon and love-hating every moment of it.

I'm great at getting toothpaste out of the tube but incapable of taking a nap without messing up my hair. My sneezes are really loud.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Slowly becoming uncle Jesse from Full House.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Responding to texts from last night at 8am. Slamming that soft spot of my elbow into corners.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Classics, Hemingway, McCarthy. Favorites include Old Man and the Sea, No Country for Old Men, and Bartleby the Scrivener. I recently read The World According to Garp and loved it.

Parks and Rec, Bob's Burgers, Mad Men, and Sherlock are my favorite tv shows. I like movies with directions or motion in the titles: Up, Away We Go, and Up in the Air.

I'll listen to Motion City Soundtrack, Mindy Smith, Joy Kills Sorrow, You, Me, and Everyone we know, Coheed and Cambria, Samuel Barber, Elly Ameling, and Pentatonix. Or whatever else I'm into at the moment: Jessie Ware is it right now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why "grown and sexy" isn't an available body type on okcupid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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- You're kind, smart, and have a sense of humor.
- You have a positive outlook on life.
- You think spirit animals are a ridiculous concept, but already know which animal you would choose.
- You like puns and dad jokes.

Any of the above.