Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a friend, musician, uncle, and retired grammar nazi. I like
knowing my friends' quirks. I exercise, read, and play guitar in my
free time. I binge-watch Bob's Burgers when I'm feeling
I'm training for my first half-marathon and love-hating every
moment of it.
I'm great at getting toothpaste out of the tube but incapable of
taking a nap without messing up my hair. My sneezes are really
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Slowly becoming uncle Jesse from Full House.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Responding to texts from last night at 8am. Slamming that soft spot
of my elbow into corners.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Classics, Hemingway, McCarthy. Favorites include Old Man and the
Sea, No Country for Old Men, and Bartleby the Scrivener. I recently
read The World According to Garp and loved it.
Parks and Rec, Bob's Burgers, Mad Men, and Sherlock are my favorite
tv shows. I like movies with directions or motion in the titles:
Up, Away We Go, and Up in the Air.
I'll listen to Motion City Soundtrack, Mindy Smith, Joy Kills
Sorrow, You, Me, and Everyone we know, Coheed and Cambria, Samuel
Barber, Elly Ameling, and Pentatonix. Or whatever else I'm into at
the moment: Jessie Ware is it right now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why "grown and sexy" isn't an available body type on okcupid.
You should message me if
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- You're kind, smart, and have a sense of humor.
- You have a positive outlook on life.
- You think spirit animals are a ridiculous concept, but already
know which animal you would choose.
- You like puns and dad jokes.
Any of the above.
Who are you looking for?
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