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celebicylord

41 M Ogden, UT

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Jul 23, 2008
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My self-summary
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I am the evil "super villain" of the family so to speak. I hate stupidity, Mormons, organized religion, Gold diggers, Replicans, Democrats, Hell! I hate everything! I am [Evil].I am also [Highly trained] and [Intolerent] of all stupidity in this world. A little revolution is a good thing now and then, help restore true Democracy and destroy the true evil of this world 'GREED'

Being an evil Genius. I have no problem telling every one my plans for world domination, since nobody is ever going to read this anyway!BWAaaaa, HAAAaaaaaaaa!Haa HA I mean after all what did you think a site like this is for? No one here is serious about dating! NO ONE who dates online is serious about dating! Any girl can get a date in 3 tenths of a second if she wants to (unless maybe she's Jaba the Hut) So obviously they do it for attention! if you are reading this, please feal free to join my private army of evil for world domination! NOTE: I do not accept; al-quida or Taliban, Thank you.

I am Meglomaniac, Sarcastic, and Disciplined
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently Martial science, photography, World domination, all the good stuff! Oh! hanging out with Godless HEATHEN Athiest! I did tell you I was evil didn't I?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Martial science, photography, strategy, making evil plans!, making coffee! I am good at making coffee! baby!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tend to be very quiet. That's because I am a listener. Most people blather on, and on about themselves, and women especially love to talk about themselves. That's not meant as an insult (It's just the truth!)Blah! Blah! BLah!, "I'm sorry, What were you saying? I don't care anyway I'm too busy trying to take over the world! why you were talking!" NOTE TO SELF: Install microchip into womens brains so they will actually shut up! and stop watching the 'O' channel! BRaaaa Ha,ha haAAAAA!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Chess books, the lord of the rings, Tao of jeet kun do, How to take over the world (for dummies), How to be an evil genius(for dummies), Hungarian basket weaving, How to be a creepy old guy while talking to younger women(for dummies), and of course my favorite book! The best place to write and hide your plans for world domination! FAVORITE FOOD: General Tsao's Chicken of course! FAVORITE MOVIE: We all know it's Fight club! FAVORITE CLOTH'S: My Designer suit with my new do-rag! I look good, baby! FAVORITE MUSIC: Anything with a good beat! Or that drives people out of my office such as Gangsta Rap! (Long live 2-pac, and Ice-T)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee,sleep,training,sleep,photography,coffee,painting, sculpting, World domination! Oh, I'm sorry they said six things.( ignore the last three)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fighting, photography, World domination, and how to improve my coffee!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Creating new plans to take over the world!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would like to put something here, but To qoute several FEMI-NAZI'S " Wouldn't you like to know!?" So my answer is; Wouldn't you like to know, like to know?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–68
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You are an evil genius yourself!, or you are a sexy dominatrix! you are wanting to become an evil henchmen!, you have a weapon of mass destruction you are selling. you are a younger female and want to be annoid by the 'creepy old guy', or if your older and want to be annoid by the creepy young guy?