Silvrspoonerism
32 Brooklyn, NY
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My self-summary
I am real as fuck and I'm looking for connections that are fucking real. Most of my closest friends have moved out of the city in the past year, so this includes platonic stuff/activity partners too.

I'm a tomboy in a dress. My inner child is on the outside and my flower child is on the inside (and also on the outside). My Myers Briggs type is STFU. Simple, not basic. Late bloomer. 100% genuine.

Once I touched Ilana Glazer and Macauley Culkin at a Har Mar Superstar show, so I win at Brooklyn.
What I’m doing with my life
Sometimes I'm behind the camera, sometimes I'm in front of the camera, usually I'm doing those things simultaneously. Introverted exhibitionist.

Freelance babysitting, kids have always been a big part of my life. My ultimate goal is to be a badass mom/photographer a la Sally Mann or Linda McCartney.

Embiggening my book collection by taking free ones out of sidewalk boxes in Park Slope and Prospect Heights. Recent great finds include Thank You for Smoking, Kitchen Confidential, and Bartlett's Familiar Quotations.
I’m really good at
Helping you, short term planning, dad jokes, crossword puzzles, personal style, finding the light, wordplay, and using the Oxford comma.
The first things people usually notice about me
My je ne sais quoi is timeless.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
An Object of Beauty. Don't Sleep, There are Snakes.
Her. Born into Brothels.
Broad City. Planet Earth.
Metric. Guster.
Potatoes. Peanut Butter.
The six things I could never do without
Intangibile:
Communication
Intimacy
Color
Light
Dark
Oxytocin

Tangible:
Family
Camera self timer
Google maps
Sensible shoes
Tweezers
Fine tip roller ball pens, black
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Memories, matter, symmetry, sex, pheromones, phonics, coincidences, clavicles, time, tequila, wind, waves, boobs, butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Yup, sure am.
You should message me if
You'd rather get high than get drunk.

You play an instrument I can sing along with, or will at least play Rock Band with me.

You'd be equally happy spending the entire weekend in bed, or sneaking around Brooklyn looking for places to break into and take pictures.

You will cook dinner for me, because I am terrible in the kitchen.

You have enough time to actually date. I'd like to meet someone who wants to get together more than just one evening a week. I'm looking for something serious, but doing it casually.

Please don't live in Queens.
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