Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am real as fuck and I'm looking for connections that are fucking
real. Most of my closest friends have moved out of the city in the
past year, so this includes platonic stuff/activity partners
I'm a tomboy in a dress. My inner child is on the outside and my
flower child is on the inside (and also on the outside). My Myers
Briggs type is STFU. Simple, not basic. Late bloomer. 100%
Once I touched Ilana Glazer and Macauley Culkin at a Har Mar
Superstar show, so I win at Brooklyn.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sometimes I'm behind the camera, sometimes I'm in front of the
camera, usually I'm doing those things simultaneously. Introverted
Freelance babysitting, kids have always been a big part of my life.
My ultimate goal is to be a badass mom/photographer a la Sally Mann
or Linda McCartney.
Embiggening my book collection by taking free ones out of sidewalk
boxes in Park Slope and Prospect Heights. Recent great finds
include Thank You for Smoking, Kitchen Confidential, and Bartlett's
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Helping you, short term planning, dad jokes, crossword puzzles,
personal style, finding the light, wordplay, and using the Oxford
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My je ne sais quoi is timeless.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
An Object of Beauty. Don't Sleep, There are Snakes.
Her. Born into Brothels.
Broad City. Planet Earth.
Potatoes. Peanut Butter.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Camera self timer
Fine tip roller ball pens, black
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Memories, matter, symmetry, sex, pheromones, phonics, coincidences,
clavicles, time, tequila, wind, waves, boobs, butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd rather get high than get drunk.
You play an instrument I can sing along with, or will at least play
Rock Band with me.
You'd be equally happy spending the entire weekend in bed, or
sneaking around Brooklyn looking for places to break into and take
You will cook dinner for me, because I am terrible in the
You have enough time to actually date. I'd like to meet someone who
wants to get together more than just one evening a week. I'm
looking for something serious, but doing it casually.
Please don't live in Queens.
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