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celestialcereal

31 Brooklyn, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 32–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight, Heteroflexible, Queer
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am real as fuck and I'm looking for connections that are fucking real. Friends, lovers, artists, everyone.

Once I touched Ilana Glazer and Macauley Culkin at a Har Mar Superstar show, so I win at Brooklyn.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sometimes I'm behind the camera, sometimes I'm in front of the camera, usually I'm doing those things simultaneously. Introverted exhibitionist.

Freelance babysitting, kids have always been a big part of my life. My ultimate goal is to be a badass mom/photographer a la Sally Mann or Linda McCartney.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Helping you, short term planning, crossword puzzles, personal style, finding the light, wordplay, and using the Oxford comma.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My je ne sais quoi is timeless.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
An Object of Beauty
Her
Broad City
Metric
Potatoes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Communication. Be honest with me. Seriously.

Camera self timer
Google maps
Sensible shoes
Tweezers
Fine tip roller ball pens, black
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Memories, matter, pheromones, phonics, coincidences, clavicles, time, tequila.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Yup, sure am.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd rather get high than get drunk.

You play an instrument I can sing along with, or will at least play Rock Band with me.

You'd be equally happy spending the entire weekend in bed, or sneaking around Brooklyn looking for places to break into and take pictures.

You will cook dinner for me, because I am seriously terrible in the kitchen.

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