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celestialzzz

31 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:42am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(This really needs to be updated, but here is a quick synopsis of how my life is different now than it was 8 months ago: Sadly and wonderfully all of my time has been sucked up by the music world, and I don't have any time for theater or circus. I fucking miss it though! (Could another word besides "fucking" have been used there? Yes. Did I choose to go with "fucking" anyway? uh-huh.)

I am currently living in Bushwick and managing/residing in a rehearsal studio. This job is amazing! I'm surrounded by creative people, I get free rent, and I can rehearse at 3 in the morning. I still co-run that company I talk about below, but I have a much smaller role than I used to. I began managing a small Art and Music newspaper based in Brooklyn. (I LOVE this project, but it takes up so much time!!) Finally my band is finally beginning to play around NYC.)

We now return you to your regularly scheduled and outdated profile:

"'There's got to be some kind of way out of here,' said the joker to the thief."

Just moved here from Seattle after running away from the circus (literally). I have been part of OKC for years and have met some truly amazing people as well as seen far too many pictures of genitalia through this site. I hope OKC does the same for me in the Big Apple!

...the meeting cool people part, not the genitalia.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I want to be able to live ten lives simultaneously.
My goal in the one life that I have is to eventually be able to write a badass biography.

I'm the sort of person that unfortunately has a very hard time finding satisfaction in this world. (Did you just get the Rolling Stones stuck in your head too?) *herm* Some people would call that ADD.

In a perfect world I would be a professional Musician/Actor/Aerialist/Juggler/Actor/Travel Blogger/Philanthropist/Community Organizer/Dumpster Diving Gutter Punk/Parkour expert/Dancer/Ninja Assassin Who still has time to enjoy a night in with his XBox & NetFlix account with a bottle of Scotch… While I'm dreaming I also want to be able to use the Force.

I have been described as a "Dabbler," I think I like that. I have traveled around the world and can never seem to hold the same job for longer than a year tops before moving onto something new. Most recently I worked in a circus dinner theater in Seattle called Teatro ZinZanni as a dancer and waiter. As far as day jobs go, it was pretty amazing, but after visiting NY last summer and getting a taste of all this beautifully artistic and chaotic city has to offer I decided that this is where I need to be. I had come to a point in my life where I had very little holding me in place, so a month later I packed my bags and drove across the country.

I am a performer by nature, and I have always felt most fulfilled and sleep the most soundly when I am creating and performing art that moves me. Primarily I am a Musician (Vocals/Guitar...Piano very poorly) and I have been trying to focus my energies into this pursuit, however I also plan on hitting up auditions for spiffy looking productions, continue training with aerial, and booking myself out as a juggler. I had hoped to throw myself head first into the music scene here in NY, but a month after moving here I broke my leg pretty badly. (I won't go into the story, but it involved ninjas and alligators wielding laser rifles.)

"A month after embarking on my New York adventure I surfaced from a pain killer induced daze to the sound of my new roommate at the Harlem Hospital screaming for the nurse to change his bedpan. 'This is going well,' I muttered to myself." -Excerpt from future biography

To fund all these aspirations I formed a small business that manages various properties around the city. It allows me to ride my bicycle a lot and gives me very flexible hours so it's perfect.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bicycling around town, Juggling, putting my foot in my mouth, games of any variety, daydreaming, procrastinating, creating, Singing, Petting cats (No, I'm really serious. I'm really very good at that.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Me licking their face. I like to make a good first impression.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music, I am very very eclectic. It really depends on my mood. I like everything from hip hop to country. Beethoven to The Black keys. My favorite bands at the moment are probably Gogol Bordello and Regina Spektor

Books and Movies. Once again, pretty eclectic. I have a special love for Fantasy and Sci-fi though. I also have a fetish for Post-Apocalyptic books and movies. It doesn't even matter if it's a horrible storyline, I love the genre.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Family(blood or otherwise)
coffee
adventure
a good book
inspiring conversation
spell chek
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Yo Mama! Oh Snap!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching a show, staying in reading, rehearsing, busking in the subway tunnels, getting hammered with strangers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I fight the desire to sell all my possessions, put everything in a backpack, and stick out my thumb on the side of the road. I also wish I was born into the circus.

Oh yeah, and I was born with one more lumbar vertebrae than every other human. My mutant power is that I am an inch taller than I would normally be!
You should message me if
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You really should. I rarely message people first. Not because I am timid, but I tend to like women who are more forward, independent, and think gender roles are archaic bullshit.

My Approach to Dating:

I'm not looking for a soulmate. Nothing would make me happier than to meet someone with whom I could fall helplessly and mutually in love for the rest of my life with, I just think that might only exist in Disney films. I enjoy dating and meeting new people. I've never been in a polyamorous relationship, but the thought of trying this structure makes a lot of sense to me. I'm not against monogamy either, but I'm not one to enter into a committed relationship lightly.

More important to me than how hip, intellectual, quirky, artistic, or how well you look in a bikini is that you possess a kind, open, and giving nature. Though an artistic, smart lady who looks good in a bikini is definitely a bonus.

Did you really read all that?!