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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 9:43pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I'll just tell you now
This is our final vow
And if you don't know the way to hold me
Let me show you how

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My life and work is about COLOR and FLAVOR. I writhe in anticipation of opportunity, like a shuttle during the countdown before take-off or the frog before it leaps into the water from the lily pad. If you’re looking for a crazy guy who likes to take random trips and random cuddle naps, or someone who takes “dance to loud music breaks” every hour on the hour, I’m your man.

I'm not into astrology but I think Sagittarius fits me very well:

Sagittarius seem to be guided by luck, good things happen to Sagittarius and this is usually because of their optimistic outlook and positive disposition which attracts good fortune. Despite hardships, Sagittarius is always optimistic that good things will happen tomorrow and the future carries good luck. Sagittarius have a vibrant, expansive personality that is free like a bird, Sagittarius cannot be contained. They are full of curiosity and they always look forward to the future, never dwelling on the past. Sagittarius are detached from emotions because emotions hold a person back, they do not like to talk about their feelings, they simply experience them and move on. Sagittarius can be reckless and irresponsible because they will jump at a suggestion of something new before they weigh the advantages and disadvantages.

I'm a bottom. I'm just saving us from wondering and having to nervously ask and then finding out we're both bottoms. It happens more often than not.

That being said, I'm also looking for friends. I just like to be honest and transparent.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a graphic designer. I take boring things and make them pretty. I hope I'm not the guy who gets tossed out of the bunker after the nuclear apocalypse. I used to think I would be, but I realized that I'm a pretty fast runner. That's a valuable skill in the new world, right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Design, finding new music, remembering song lyrics, spotting celebrity dopplegangers (normal people who look like celebrities), planning parties and trips, napping (so good at that last one, I'll nap circles around you).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile. And my completely serious personality. JK, I'm extremely sarcastic. Whoa, that was lame.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Video Games: Shining Force 1 & 2, Final Fantasy, Mario, Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Fire Emblem, Tales of [---------], Dragon Quest

Books: Lord of the Rings (and The Hobbit of course), Portrait of an Artist as a Young Man, The Metamorphasis, Harry Potter, Naruto Manga, Wicked

Movies: Bridesmaids, A Single Man, LOTR, Erin Brokavich, Disney, Pirates of the Caribbean, Narnia, I Love You, Man, Harry Potter, Some like it Hot, Star Wars, Team America, Wizard of Oz, Zoolander

TV Shows: Adventure Time!, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, SNL, 30 Rock, Friends, Glee, The Golden Girls, Grimm, Heroes, I Love Lucy, Law & Order: SVU, Lost, Naruto, Once Upon A Time, Pushing Daisies, Roseanne, Weeds, The Mindy Project, New Normal, Modern Family, Arrow, Family Guy

Music: I love dance music, house & pop remixes by my favorite DJ's. Deep house is currently ruling my life. My favorite band is the Scissor Sisters.

Food: Mexican, American, Italian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, music, caffeine, a constant internet connection, an ability to just GO whenever I want
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I want to go, what I want to do next, next trip, next party, next costume...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Totally unpredictable. At the bar, could be at the movies, or maybe a play. Who knows? I try to mix it up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to weigh 270 lbs
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a nerdy techno-geek, a designer, interested in pop culture, an animal-lover... or maybe you're looking for a loyal guy to assist you in your goal of traveling the globe.