cellardoor2016
30 Chicago, IL
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My self-summary
I'm a crazy guy looking for more crazy people in my life. I have this strange magnet in me that attracts the most peculiar people and I love it.

In the year that I've lived in Chicago I have gathered the most colorful menagerie to my side and that's what I'm looking for in a boyfriend. Colorful, anti-culture, crazy, outgoing, loves to laugh and have fun and spend time together. Random trips to parts of the city I've never seen before. And random trips to party city, because that's where I belong. (Hopefully you get that reference).

Blue hair, don't care. I'm very laid back, go with the flow, low maintenance. I like to say "Jesus take the wheel" ironically. I'm not religious at all but if you are that's ok and I will support you. I also loathe sports but I would support your love of sports should that be a thing you want to participate in. Hell, I might even play with you. Also I would expect that you would participate in some things I love as well.

Here's a clean bandit lyric that accompanies the above: "I wanna be strong for you, and I can. If only you would promise that you would try too, I'll be there"

If you feel like any of that resonates with you please send a message.

I'm a bottom. I'm just saving us from wondering and having to nervously ask and then finding out we're both bottoms. It happens more often than not.

That being said, I'm also looking for friends. I just like to be honest and transparent.
What I’m doing with my life
My 9-5 is in live events. I work with Fortune 500 executives to design their high level presentations to audiences of up to 15,000 or more. Then I travel to their event anywhere across the globe and make live edits during rehearsals, and run the presentation live during their talk. I also do freelance graphic design, but it's mostly a pro-bono charity type thing, I don't make a lot of money from it. Illustration is my heart & soul though. I'm also not bad with a pencil & paper if I muster the tenacity to do some physical drawing.
I’m really good at
Design, finding new music, remembering song lyrics, spotting celebrity dopplegangers (normal people who look like celebrities), planning parties and trips, napping,
The first things people usually notice about me
A lot of people say I'm quiet & shy but if I really like you that will not be the case. Also I'm an ambivert so I do a lot of listening. I take the opposite role, if someone is very talkative, I listen, or if I need to drive the conversation I can. I'm happy to just be with people. Long story short I am not quiet or shy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: current faves: Clean Bandit, Years & Years, Galantis, Chainsmokers, I don't like Ariana Grande but One Last Time gives me the feels, Blonde - All Cried Out, Bondax - All I See, Chainsmokers - Let You Go, Clean Bandit - Stronger, Dropout - Slowly, Martin Solveig - +1, Moti - lion (in my head), Nervo - the other boys (with Kylie & Jake Shears!), Oliver Heldens - Shades of Grey, Zedd - Done with Love, Erick Morillo -Devotion

Music = Life, so if you're also a fan of the above, please say hi and be my "let's go to shows and dance or faces off" buddy

Video Games: I don't have too much time to play anymore, but when I get the notion I like to play the classics - Shining Force 1 & 2, Final Fantasy, Mario, Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Fire Emblem, Tales of [---------], Dragon Quest

Books: I don't really have time to read, and since Naruto ended I haven't even read manga

Movies: Bridesmaids, A Single Man, LOTR, Lord of the Rings, Erin Brokavich, Disney, Harry Potter, Some like it Hot, Star Wars, Wizard of Oz, Zoolander, Hunger Games, Weekend, Guardians of the Galaxy, fantasy, sci fi, dark comedies and light comedies

TV Shows: Adventure Time!, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, SNL, 30 Rock, Friends, Glee, The Golden Girls, Grimm, Heroes, I Love Lucy, Lost, Naruto, Once Upon A Time, Pushing Daisies, Roseanne, Weeds, The Mindy Project, Modern Family, Arrow, Family Guy, Breaking Bad, Big Brother, RPDR

Food: Mexican, American, Italian
The six things I could never do without
Family, friends, music, caffeine, a constant internet connection, an ability to just GO whenever I want
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I want to go, what I want to do next, next trip, next party, next costume...
On a typical Friday night I am
Totally unpredictable. At the bar, could be at the movies, or maybe a play. Who knows? I try to mix it up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to weigh 270 lbs
You should message me if
You are a nerdy techno-geek, a designer, interested in pop culture, an animal-lover... or maybe you're looking for a loyal guy to assist you in your goal of traveling the globe.

Final note: I don't trust anyone who doesn't like dogs
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