cool your jets, this might take me a minute.

the best I can

(playing with meats)
(playing with seeds)
(playing with strings)
(playing with slime)
(playing with fire)

scrabble. laughing at myself. falling upstairs (see previous). handshakes. skepticism. naming that tune. eating very spicy things without breaking a sweat/eating very cold things without getting a brain freeze.

(music) not even close to being a comprehensive list, but here are a few:
Sun City Girls, John Fahey, Swans, Guided by Voices, the Kinks, Pavement, Frank Zappa, Smog, Beat Happening, John Cale, Magnetic Fields, Dusty Springfield, Hector Berlioz, Dungen, Big Star, Nina Simone, Thelonious Monk, the Monks, Nico, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Leonard Cohen, Biz Markie, Serge Gainsbourg, Os Mutantes, Sun Ra, Steve Reich, the Raincoats, Robert Wyatt, Ennio Morricone, Parliament, ESG, Spiritualized, Francoise Hardy, Kitty Wells, Arzachel, Blind Willie McTell, Arvo Pärt, Thee Oh Sees, The Fugs, Brian Eno, Digable Planets, Syd Barrett, Bertha "Chippie" Hill, Bonnie 'Prince' Billy, Ethiopiques, T. Rex, Memphis Slim, ad nauseam

(movies) right now: Santa Sangre. Hausu. River's Edge. Mister Lonely. Chicken With Plums. Jellyfish. The Master. Palindromes. Masculin, Feminin. Happiness of the Katakuris. Tabloid. Jim Henson. David Lynch. Jean Luc Godard. P.T. Anderson, Hayao Miyazaki. Todd Solondz. Werner Herzog. David Cronenberg.

(pages) working list: Musicophilia, The Sound and the Fury, Mother Tongue, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Think of the Self Speaking, A Clockwork Orange, Lucky Peach, Stiff, Frank O'Hara, Roald Dahl, John Ashbery, Shel Silverstein

(vittles) banh mi, ethiopian, soup dumplings, thali, virtually every fresh fruit and vegetable, korean, papusas, funky cheese, pickled anything, ramen, charcuterie, szechuan (read: if the ingredients are of good quality and the food is thoughtfully prepared, it will probably be delicious. now let me have a bite of that please.)

I want a fox.

Preferably of the fennec nature.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/19/science/19brain.html?_r=2&smid=fb-nytimes&WT.mc_id=SC-SM-E-FB-SM-LIN-TTH-041911-NYT-NA&WT.mc_ev=click

alchemy

existing in various capacities.

One time, I went LARPing.

I have answered 1,087 questions to try and convince this personality calculator that my most prominent trait is not "more sloppy".

My wanderlust is insatiable.

you don't have a vanity plate.

you aren't planning on wearing my skin.

you want adventure in the great wide somewhere.

you aren't OTP (don't be mad)

you can give me a fox.