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cerebralballsy
26 / M / straight / Single
Manassas Park, Virginia
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Online now!
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
- Height
- 5' 11" (1.80m).
- Body Type
- Athletic
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Other and laughing about it
- Sign
- Gemini but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Medicine / Health
- Income
- —
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Greek_Ancient (Fluently), Esperanto (Fluently), Rotuman (Fluently), Danish (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am noun, adjective, and preposition.
My Self-Summary
I don't take myself very seriously. Consequently, a lot of people
tend to take me far too seriously. You'd think it would be the
other way around, but it isn't. Funny how life works, isn't
it?
I certainly don't take this website particularly seriously. It doesn't stop me from sending messages to girls like you (assuming that you visited this profile after I sent you a message), but I certainly don't expect any kind of response any more. I kind of wish I could see the reaction to some of the crazy crap I send out. If you don't want to say anything else, at least send me a reaction message and say "BUT I STILL DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU" or something cunty like that. Yes, that's right. I went there.
I certainly don't take this website particularly seriously. It doesn't stop me from sending messages to girls like you (assuming that you visited this profile after I sent you a message), but I certainly don't expect any kind of response any more. I kind of wish I could see the reaction to some of the crazy crap I send out. If you don't want to say anything else, at least send me a reaction message and say "BUT I STILL DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU" or something cunty like that. Yes, that's right. I went there.
What I’m doing with my life
When I am not leading a life of mystery and danger, I am
relentlessly pursuing the expansion of my personal training
company. This involves a lot of marketing and networking, but not a
whole lot of personal training. It's kind of a shame, because I'm
better at the personal training than I am at the marketing and
networking. On the plus side, I can take naps when I want to on
most days. I really do enjoy napping.
I’m really good at
Practicing my ninja skills. Working out. Telling other people what
they're doing wrong. Making tasty snacks. Feigning eloquence.
Sarcasm and skullduggery. Piggybacking on the experience of others.
Stomping noisily towards my inevitable death.
The first things people usually notice about me
My childlike sense of whimsy. Either that or my chiseled jaw and
rugged manliness. I'm like Burt Reynolds, but without the mustache.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Gummi Bears. This qualifies in all four categories.
The six things I could never do without
An unquenchable sense of curiosity about the world around me. And
five appendages. What, you don't have five? Weirdo.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombie astronauts. Would they need helmets?
On a typical Friday night I am
The day I remember what I was doing on a typical Friday night, I'll
let you know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm awesome.
You should message me if
You're awesome too.
