obligatory self-descriptions:

adjectives: tall, four-eyed, fun, lame, nerdy, sardonic, living, carbon-based, aesthetically pleasing, kind of fit, mostly harmless.

nouns: books, music, piano, movies.

(qualifiers): books (ad nasuem), music (folk, country, indie, anything), piano, movies (older the better)

verbs: read, run, play, derivate, oscillate, dunk, chuckle, cackle, hustle, sleep.

pronouns: i, me, myself.

adverbs: outwardly, inwardly, lengthily, awkwardly.

I am silly, nerdy, and sometimes charming

not nearly as much as i'd like to be doing. sometimes i play basketball. sometimes i play chess. i switch pretty quickly between nerdy and very unnerdy activities.

sarcasm. sometimes i can't even tell if i'm joking anymore. it scares me a little every time. also honesty, oddly enough.

a) my dorky shoes
b) my dorky glasses
c) my shocking itemization of everything in my life

too many to mention.
actually, i don't read. as gaston has taught me, reading is for losers.

1) my family
2) my friends
3) books
4) oxygen
5) caffeine
6) dating web sites

i spend a lot of my time thinking about incredibly random things. like if time travel was invented at any point in history then why aren't there time travellers here now? i mean, wouldn't we be swarming with time bandits from the distant future? what gives?
also, i constantly think that i'm colour blind. what if i'm blind to a sub shade of green and i never knew it my whole life? what happens at a climactic moment when i'm forced to differentiate between two sub species of plant, and i can't due to my undiagnosed colour blindness. what happens then? what happens then.
i also try to come up with names for my future pets. i especially like the thing about the way that they'd sound when i'm yelling at them as i walk down the street.
needless to say, i keep myself occupied.

i like to oscillate violently between fun and lame activities. if you could somehow fit in a rainy day/music/tea along with something pointless and exciting then i'm game. i like absolutely honesty and expensive coffees. mostly, i just am looking for somebody who is as silly, funny, clever, ridiculous as i am. hopefully they own a dog.