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cest_bon

27 M Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, French, German, Spanish

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
obligatory self-descriptions:

adjectives: tall, four-eyed, fun, lame, nerdy, sardonic, living, carbon-based, aesthetically pleasing, kind of fit, mostly harmless.

nouns: books, music, piano, movies.

(qualifiers): books (ad nasuem), music (folk, country, indie, anything), piano, movies (older the better)

verbs: read, run, play, derivate, oscillate, dunk, chuckle, cackle, hustle, sleep.

pronouns: i, me, myself.

adverbs: outwardly, inwardly, lengthily, awkwardly.

I am silly, nerdy, and sometimes charming
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
not nearly as much as i'd like to be doing. sometimes i play basketball. sometimes i play chess. i switch pretty quickly between nerdy and very unnerdy activities.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sarcasm. sometimes i can't even tell if i'm joking anymore. it scares me a little every time. also honesty, oddly enough.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
a) my dorky shoes
b) my dorky glasses
c) my shocking itemization of everything in my life
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
too many to mention.
actually, i don't read. as gaston has taught me, reading is for losers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) my family
2) my friends
3) books
4) oxygen
5) caffeine
6) dating web sites
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
i spend a lot of my time thinking about incredibly random things. like if time travel was invented at any point in history then why aren't there time travellers here now? i mean, wouldn't we be swarming with time bandits from the distant future? what gives?
also, i constantly think that i'm colour blind. what if i'm blind to a sub shade of green and i never knew it my whole life? what happens at a climactic moment when i'm forced to differentiate between two sub species of plant, and i can't due to my undiagnosed colour blindness. what happens then? what happens then.
i also try to come up with names for my future pets. i especially like the thing about the way that they'd sound when i'm yelling at them as i walk down the street.
needless to say, i keep myself occupied.
You should message me if
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i like to oscillate violently between fun and lame activities. if you could somehow fit in a rainy day/music/tea along with something pointless and exciting then i'm game. i like absolutely honesty and expensive coffees. mostly, i just am looking for somebody who is as silly, funny, clever, ridiculous as i am. hopefully they own a dog.