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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 40-65
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 21
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Atheist. Skeptic. Non-conformist. Howard Stern fan. Type B personality.

I love shooting stars. I love dancing in the moonlight. The autumn leaves make me smile. I stand in awe of the beauty of the universe but don't kid myself that "God did it". I never lie, I never cheat, I sometimes cry, but love to laugh. I don't pursue dollars but rather aim for happiness. I love to share and I love to be loved.

My ideal match would have the following
No-holds-barred sense of humor
Beautiful hair
Radiant smile
Sing and/or play music
Creative, articulate
Youngish (at least at heart)
420 friendly
A couple of discreetly placed tattoos
Playful (sexually and otherwise)
Love to hold hands, display affection
Fan of: Daily Show
Colbert Report
Bill Maher
Howard Stern
You are still reading this

Politically,socially,sexually Conservative
Racist, homophobic
Militant Vegan
Anal retentive
Hate tattoos

I am clever, smart-ass, and laid-back
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a leaf floating in the stream of life, and I go where it takes me. It has been fun so far and if the Fundamentalist right-wingers can be held at bay I plan on keeping it that way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking, playing guitar, woodworking, making my mom smile, my one really good magic trick.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My baby blues, my dry rapier-like wit, my exalent speling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books -- Anything by Richard Dawkins, anything by David Sedaris, Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Dictionary.

Movies -- anything with Bogart, Fargo, all Monty Python, Run Lola Run, Memento, L.A. Confidential, Napoleon Dynamite, The Big Lebowski, The Little Mermaid, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

Music -- Beatles, Stones, Eagles, Paul Simon, Chuck Berry, REM, Dylan. Pink Floyd, Van Morrison, The Who, Kansas, Jeff Beck, Robert Johnson, Clapton, Elvis, The Boss, Santana, The Dead, Glenn Miller, Cole Porter, Eubie Blake, Count Basie, some newer stuff as well

Food -- Asian, Mexican, Italian, Eskimo
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Prime numbers
Prime Rib
The Samurai Code
The magnetosphere
Orgasms (not just mine)
Cordless drills
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Skinny dipping
The sound of one hand clapping
Black holes
Dark matter
Dark energy
Dark and stormy nights
Zeno's paradox
Its and it's
Schroedinger's cat
Elvis Presley's sad demise
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing no-limit Texas Hold'em with friends, or darning my socks by candle light.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a type B stay up late sleep late irreverent over-educated under-achieving 420 friendly free-thinking sexually adventuresome still crazy after all these years child of the 60's. Quite a catch, no?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like tattoos (discreetly placed)
You'd vote for Bernie Sanders
You have a skewed view of reality