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ceuphor

22 Santa Cruz, CA Woman

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  • Ages 18–88
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Orientation
Bisexual
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Height
3′ 11″ (1.19m)
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Jacked
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Open relationship
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Non-monogamous
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English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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The map isn't the territory.

piqued by the aberrant
elegantly vulgar
delight in camaraderie and surprise
joy in solitude
constant side reel
debauchery and variety
affinity toward queer things
impromptu escapades, often
et cetera, et cetera, and on, and on, and on

I'm actually in San Diego, but am moving up there eventually.
What I’m doing with my life
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Hahaaa, how did this happen?

I'm growing. Like a purdy lil' flower.
Or fungus? Or a tumor? Or a severed echinoderm?
Or perhaps like that paranoia and contempt, or that hole in the ozone and in my heart(and my brain?)? Or like a wittle puppy!

I'm collecting and connecting the dots.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fuck if I know.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
non sequiturs
whimsy
slips of the tongue
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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^These are all great time machines and teleporters. Weeee!

I'm really big on post rock. Mmmm grrrrll, those quiet, droney arpeggios and chord progressions that surge and swell into exhilarating crescendos. Yes. Construct. Destruct!///
Give it to me poignant, sanguine, stringy, synthy, gloomy, glitchy, witchy, not in English, without words, with shrieks, moans, groans, laments. Make it sting.

"Picking five favorite books is like picking the five body parts you'd most like not to lose." I like borrowing/lending annotated books and returning/getting them back with additional thoughts.
Lending: Doce cuentos peregrinos, a bunch of Alan Moore, Rachel Carson, Ishmael, Preacher, Proust Was a Neuroscientist
Borrowing: Borderlands, Desert Solitaire, Dusk, Rainbow Fish
^^^It'd be pretty funny if that's how I kept track of this.

Anime, Kubrick, Lynch, Fritz the Cat, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Cannibal! The Musical, City of God, Barbarella, Miike, Almodóvar, Wong Kar-Wai, Bergman, Rifftrax, blah blah blah

Breaking the Set(I'm twitterpated by Abby Martin. She is a dream boat.), Green Porno(Isabella Rossellini is also a dream boat), The Mighty Boosh, Firefly, Daria (dream boat), various anime
I want David Attenborough(dream boat?) to narrate my life.

I have autocannibalistic tendencies and suffer severely from Pica disorder...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
bobby pins, brothers, endorphins? __I__ _d__oOoOOo__nn_T __kKn___oW, +|-|!$---][$----|)|_|/\/\B
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
karagatan. mar. Ozean. samudra. oceanus. moana. okyanus. chaos. compersion. pain. etymology. wuddup with my pineal gland? weather. parasites. viruses. twins. language. nothing. everything. when ima get mah next fix ?

What is Elizabeth Fraser saying?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
staying in, staying out
delirious
frolicking
worshipping Ninkasi or Dionysus
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There are times when I use OkC as something along the lines of a strange, free, online, human zoo. There's an extremely sparse number of exhibits where I want to stay and look at the exquisite specimens in awe of their magnificence.
Unfortunately, a lot of incoming messages make me question evolution and I just want to tap obnoxiously on the glass, spit, throw shit, and leave. This is a strange comparison. I don't know where I'm going with this. I am going to stop now. P.S. I'm not in to bestiality. Please be enriching.
You should message me if
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-you like the cut of my jib and yours won't make me feel like cutting you.
-you want to go for a romp in the canyon.
-you play postrocky kinda stuff.
-you want to go diving.
- kung gusto mong makipag usap sa Tagalog.
- you can teach me something.
-you're sensational.

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