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23 Paris, France Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-42
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:10pm
Heteroflexible, Homoflexible, Queer
Open relationship
Relationship Type
3' 11" (1.19m)
Body Type
English (Somewhat), Russian (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), Tagalog (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**I live in California, but I'll be in France the beginning of January for a little bit. Maybe you're lovely and we end up meeting up while I'm in the area.

The map isn't the territory.

piqued by the aberrant
elegantly vulgar
delight in camaraderie and surprise
joy in solitude
constant side reel
debauchery and variety
affinity toward queer things
impromptu escapades, often
et cetera, et cetera, and on, and on, and on
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hahaaa, how did this happen?

I'm growing. Like a purdy lil' flower.
Or fungus? Or a tumor? Or a severed echinoderm?
Or perhaps like that paranoia and contempt, or that hole in the ozone and in my heart(and my brain?)? Or like a wittle puppy!

I'm collecting and connecting the dots.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fuck if I know.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
non sequiturs
slips of the tongue in cheek
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
^These are all great time machines and teleporters. Weeee!

Mmmm grrrrll, quiet, droney arpeggios and chord progressions that surge and swell into exhilarating crescendos that rip me apart. Yes. Construct. Destruct!///
Give it to me poignant, sanguine, stringy, synthy, gloomy, glitchy, witchy, not in English, without words, with shrieks, moans, groans, laments. Make it sting. Make me dance, wallow, think, smile, batshit, etc.
More cowbell.

"Picking five favorite books is like picking the five body parts you'd most like not to lose."
Book exchanging is great.
Lending: collection of Borges, graphic novels, Rachel Carson, Ishmael, Preacher, Proust Was a Neuroscientist, The Power of Babel
Borrowing: Picardía mexicana, Desert Solitaire, Years of Rice and Salt, Rainbow Fish, Talk is Cheap
^^^It'd be pretty funny if that's how I kept track of this.
** Yup this is how I'm keeping track of this.

I want David Attenborough to narrate my life.

I have autocannibalistic tendencies and suffer severely from Pica disorder...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
bobby pins, endorphins? __I__ _d__oOoOOo__nn_T __kKn___oW, +|-|!$---][$----|)|_|/\/\B
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
karagatan. la mar. ozean. samudra. oceanus. moana. okyanus. chaos. compersion. pain/pleasure and how I give and take both. wuddup with my pineal gland? weather. parasites. viruses. twins. language. aminals. nothing. everything. when ima get mah next fix ?

What is Elizabeth Fraser saying?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
staying in, staying out
worshipping Ninkasi or Dionysus
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There are times when I use OkC as something along the lines of a strange, free, online, human zoo. There's an extremely sparse number of exhibits where I want to stay and look at the exquisite specimens in awe of their magnificence.
Unfortunately, a lot of incoming messages make me question evolution and I just want to tap obnoxiously on the glass, spit, throw shit, and leave. This is a strange comparison. I don't know where I'm going with this. I am going to stop now. P.S. I'm not in to bestiality. Please be enriching.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you like the cut of my jib and yours won't make me feel like cutting you.
-you want to go for a romp in the canyon.
-you want to go diving.
- kung gusto mong makipag usap sa Tagalog.
-quieres ir a través de la frontera.
- you can teach me something.
-you're sui generis.
-you're sensational.

Tell me a joke.