Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I moved to DC what seems like an eternity ago from Upstate NY. For
those unfamiliar, we have two seasons up there: winter and
construction. I've been a high school teacher my entire
post-college life. I like to work out and I enjoy outdoor
activities (running and biking being my favorites). I speak fluent
sarcasm. I'm genuine. I'm a terrible cook but a gifted eater. I
have also decided that I am not important enough to need to have my
phone out and on in front of me at the gym, at a bar, or at dinner.
I like to give my attention to the people I am with.
I have also never taken a picture of myself with my phone,
shirtless, in the bathroom mirror.
Recently, my sister accompanied me to a play at the school where I
teach. One my students approached me, and after being introduced to
her, asked my sister if the sarcasm ran in the family.
I believe in the oxford comma and the designated hitter.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've been teaching for 14 years and I love it. I also work out just
about every day. Not because I'm training for anything. I used to
run competitively, but my shins don't really like that anymore. Now
I just stay fit because I feel good and I can defeat all of my
students in feats of strength.
In 2012 I spent a month in Tanzania. I saw a rhino. I volunteered
at an orphanage with some wonderful, beautiful children. Then I
climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding the humor in just about every situation. And math. I've
also been called "the human GPS" by my friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Apparently my eyes are very, very blue. Oh, and sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Of the books that I have read in my life, three have completely
changed the way I think about things I already knew a lot about (or
at least, thought I did): Zero, Moneyball, and Blink. I enjoy that
effect. The stack of books currently on my nightstand is rather
I have a wide interest of music tastes. Some recent concerts
include: OAR, Carbon Leaf, The Offspring, Common, Fitz and the
Tantrums, and Dropkick Murphys. Bonus points if you love live
Movies: Too many to name. I love movies. And I took a couple of
film classes in college so I do a great job of pretending to know
more about movies, er, film, then I actually do.
And food. I love trying new food, and there's really nothing I
won't eat. I don't handle very spicy food very well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my little sister
...a respiratory system?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
No one man should have all that power.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out at a happy hour with friends or collapsing on the couch with
Netflix. It really all depends on the week. It's funny, after a
week of teaching I often find myself "really needing a drink" for
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I loved the movie "Where the Heart Is"
You should message me if
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You have a sense of humor and are fluent in sarcasm. The way to my
heart is through my funny bone. Also my rib cage.
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