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24 Walpole, NH Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:21pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Bulgarian (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly), Latin

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, I'm Chris! This is the part where I'll attempt to woo you by talking about myself, but first a message from the immortal Dr. Seuss:

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."

I think that's the best way to describe what I'm looking for on here.

I'm an ENTJ if that matters to you (and even if it doesn't!). Swallow that cum grano salis, though. People tell me that I'm a warm and friendly person, which is more than can be said for some ENTJs -- Hillary Clinton, I'm looking at you! You, too, Sauron.

Interests: Most things interest me, but I have a soft spot for politics, religion, philosophy, metaphysics, hiking, camping, biking, kayaking, sailing, photography, cooking, fine dining, natural living, etc.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on my goals. I am currently the assistant farm manager for a diversified, pasture-based animal farm in New Hampshire. You now have enough information to stalk me. Creep on.

The long-term plan is to start my own business, which will combine elements of boutique hospitality, agriculture, and environmentalism into a sustainability retreat featuring field-to-fork restaurants, low-impact guestrooms, and educational workshops. Additionally, I am toying with the possibility of pursuing a PhD in agro-ecology, on the off chance that I want to use my future farm for research in alternative agricultural methods.

I also want to write books on the topic of food and freedom -- specifically regarding the relationship between authoritative power structures and access to healthy and ethically produced food. I'm particularly interested in the potential of small farms to serve as an opt-out from various pernicious and entrenched social and economic institutions.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making chocolate-Kahlua cheesecakes
-Sneezing extraordinarily loudly
-Conversation. As long as you give me something to work with.
-Telling "dad jokes"
-Writing letters by hand (why doesn't anyone do this anymore?)
-Comparing sex to ice cream (press on, fearless reader)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dashing good looks and searing wit. Also how modest I am.

In all seriousness, though, I imagine it's probably either my candor or my quirky sense of humor. Both have a tendency to take people by surprise at first, but if you can get down with my weirdness, I'll probably ask you to marry me (don't worry, I'll wait until AT LEAST the third date).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have too many favorites, so let's go with most recent:
-1984 by George Orwell
-Island by Aldous Huxley
-The Dispossessed by Ursula K. LeGuin
-Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë
-Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
-Holy Cows and Hog Heaven by Joel Salatin
-On Anarchism by Noam Chomsky
-No Treason by Lysander Spooner
-Animal Farm by George Orwell
-The White Castle by Orhan Pamuk
-The Red and The Black by Stendhal
-Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift
-Candide by Voltaire
-Proposed Roads to Freedom by Bertrand Russell
-Satyricon by Petronius
-We Took to the Woods by Louise Dickinson Rich

Currently reading: Anarchy, State, and Utopia by Robert Nozick

Movies and Shows
I enjoy films that address the darker, more tumultuous aspects of society and the human psyche. Inception, The Black Swan, Pan's Labyrinth, and Silence of the Lambs spring to mind.

Game of Thrones, Downton Abbey, Suits.

Everything from Aine Minogue (celtic harp) to Ellis Paul (folk) to Metallica (metal... duh). I really like Poets of the Fall, Florence + The Machine, and Tool/A Perfect Circle (to name but a few).

Current Favorite: anything by Rishloo

I'm an adventurous eater. I also keep a pretty healthy diet that consists of a lot of fresh, local (when possible) food. I'm currently living on a farm, so a lot of what I eat was raised or grown within a thousand feet of my kitchen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Family and Friends
-Physical activity
-Raw milk
-The sound that sleeping cats make when you pet them
-Nouns, adjectives, and verbs; especially those separated by oxford commas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Fiscal, agricultural, and environmental policy
-The relationships between people and their food
-The impacts that technology has conferred upon society
-The solipsistic limitations of reason (and whether they matter)
-Objectively terrible puns, like: Kim Jong-un has no Seoul.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Vanilla can be kinda boring. That's why it's called vanilla. I like to mix things up a bit. Maybe some Rocky Road, or Banana Bondage Bonanza. Not into double-fudge, triple-scoops, or strawberry, though, if you catch my drift...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. have a kind heart, an old soul, and a gentle spirit. are an intellectual but not a douche about it.
...this story resonates with you:

There are major bonus points available for being being a voluntaryist.