I'm fair, constructive, and honest. I like to think I'm funny, but it depends who you ask. I also like sarcasm. Sometimes even sarcastic sarcasm when the regular variety gets boring.
I like hearing problems and giving solutions. I like reading - though probably not the type of literature you're thinking of. I also enjoy eating, walking, talking, and other things that people like do.
Ideal first Date:
We meet at some place that neither of us has ever heard of. After listening to your awesome stories, we stumble around town looking for a show. You make endless fun of me for me taste in movies. We meet some interesting people - they are almost as cool as us. We make it back to our cars after taking the scenic route (though you refer to it as the "wrong way"). You convince me to sing you a song, though I'm embarrassed and mess up a little (which you think is hilarious). You sneak in a kiss on my cheek and run to your car, secretly hoping I'll try to stop you.