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26 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Side note: I am looking for a reliable climbing partner for Vertical World once or twice a week. Let me know if you need someone to belay you.

-I wear a tie, but only on Tuesday.

-I make things. Sort of half-art, half-engineering things. Ask me about them! Or check them out here:

-I exercise like people change oil; frequently enough to keep things running well and hating every minute of the process.

-I don't believe in karma, but I still try to live my life like I do.

-I enjoy rock climbing, but I don't do it enough.

-I don't go out of my way to travel, but I enjoy it when it happens. I've been to China a few times for work and it was super fun (at least the first three trips were). Also visited Italy, Switzerland, Canada, Mexico, and England.

-I follow through on a disproportionately large number of project ideas. I once spent two months building a device to synchronize my windshield wipers to music.

-I have a very small art collection, but am interested in expanding it.

-I used to hike and camp a bunch in high school and loved it, but haven't been going very often lately (difficult to get out of the city when you don't have a car). Going camping? TAKE ME WITH YOU

-I like arguing. It's one of the best ways that I learn about myself. I hope you're up for that.

-In 2012, I was the most fun-loving, down-to-earth, and laid-back person in the United States. Sadly, I lost to this hippy from Connecticut at finals last year, but I think he had a thing going on with one of the judges. Laid-back my ass.
What I’m doing with my life
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Tricking people into paying me to do what I would probably do for free.

Seriously though, I'm an engineer working for a product development firm. It's an awesome job with great people, and it lets me maintain an awesome work-life balance which is rare for tech jobs in Seattle (I'm looking at you, Amazon).

Looking forward, I'd like to run my own business some day. One of those Kickstarter things where the dude in the video starts off with something like "There are so many moments in life" with some etherial two-note piano plinking in the background.

Seriously though, my friend and I are looking to launch a product on Kickstarter. We've already got a working prototype.

I also write as a hobby, though I'd like to take it pro at some point and maybe do one of those "pay what you want" PDF book releases.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Firing up a conversation with a stranger. I used to solicit for alumni donations, so it was my job to become besties with someone in the two minutes between when they answered the phone and when I asked them for money. Learned a lot about a lot of different kinds of people doing that.

Finding/making the perfect gift.

Rolling my ankles.

Putting things down and immediately forgetting where I put them.

Having my work ripped off and made into a product that raised $80k on Kickstarter.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My shoelaces match my shirt.

I talk quickly.

My bike's brakes are super loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Games: Mass Effect, Bioshock Infinite, Kerbal Space Program. Not a huge fan of online PvP games, but I've played TF2 a bit.

Books: Philip K Dick, Chriton, Asimov, Doyle. Some pop psychology books. Working my way through the Sherlock Holmes series.


I am a movie hater. I probably won't like the movie you like.

A list: Eternal Sunshine of the
Spotless Mind, Amelié, Contact, What Dreams May Come, The Truman Show, Liar Liar, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Finding Nemo, Wall*E, Primer, Sunshine, The Romantic, A Scanner Darkly, Safety Not Guaranteed, Lars and the Real Girl, Frances HA.

Shows: Electric City, Bob's Burgers, Rick and Morty.

Food: more or less anything but seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My hands
My Family.
At least one of my computers.
Good hand soap.
My blog.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I forgot to do something I'm supposed to do.

How far do you have to be from a beach before a shirtless profile pic is deemed uncool?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Creating something. Usually electronic. Always stupid.

Or at a bar with friends from work.

Sometimes both.

That last part wasn't true when I originally wrote it.

Also, recently I've been trying to figure out how to produce something useful with my CNC mill. If you're good at CAD, message me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've chipped the same tooth four times.
You should message me if
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You don't define yourself by something you read, watch, listen to, or root for.

You are very good at something and like showing off.

You care about spelling and grammar, even if you're terrible at them.

You also dream of one day getting on an airplane with your significant other wearing matching track suits.