Edit: Apparently there's a lot of creeps out there that think I care to read about and participate in their weird dining/baking fantasies.
Look, I get it, I'm a handsome, funny, modest guy, but that is not license for you to barrage me with inappropriate foodie solicitations.
A selection of actual messages I've received:
"Would you like to have dinner with me?"
"I want to bake you cupcakes."
"Are you into brunch?"
"Look at this picture of my breads."
"I want to sit you down while I slave over a four-course meal and finish off with an intricate macaroon recipe I found on Pinterest."
To all those women looking for a cook up: I am NOT just a hole for you to put your baked goods in!
Edit 2: New to the Kansas City Bay Area. Looking for funny people willing to show me where's the best omelette and also paint my walls.