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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:31pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Post grad
Might want kids
English (Somewhat), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm here to find someone who instinctively snakes her arm around me during walks and wants me to absentmindedly play with her hair. I want someone I can be regulars with at a brunch place and who doesn't care if we can just spend the entire weekend hanging out with no agenda. Someone who appreciates or is at least willing to tolerate my weird sense of humor. Also she should wear yoga pants.


Edit: Apparently there's a lot of creeps out there that think I care to read about and participate in their weird dining/baking fantasies.

Look, I get it, I'm a handsome, funny, modest guy, but that is not license for you to barrage me with inappropriate foodie solicitations.

A selection of actual messages I've received:



"Would you like to have dinner with me?"

"I want to bake you cupcakes."

"Are you into brunch?"

"Look at this picture of my breads."

"I want to sit you down while I slave over a four-course meal and finish off with an intricate macaroon recipe I found on Pinterest."

To all those women looking for a cook up: I am NOT just a hole for you to put your baked goods in!


Edit 2: New to the Kansas City Bay Area. Looking for funny people willing to show me where's the best omelette and also paint my walls.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By night, I'm just your ordinary suave, cultured, cosmopolitan man of intrigue. But each morning, I undergo a gruesome and terrifying transformation. By day, I am a geek.

Atop my Herman Miller mount, I assail supercomputers wielding algorithms and text editors while commanding hosts of interns. The deafening cacophony of battle emanates from my office as a red sun rises. Code has been spilt this night.

Be my shieldmaiden.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a freaking incredible gift giver and none too shabby at drinking beer out of a glass boot. At this point, your thoughts have become impure and your hand is drawn by a mysterious force to the message button.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: the road, ishmael, the unbearable lightness of being, lord of the rings, cosmos, a brief history of time, PKD, white noise, introductory philosophy

movies: blade runner, raiders of the lost ark, ghostbusters, close encounters of the third kind, weird science, pitch perfect, the assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford, wet hot american summer, upstream color, under the skin, whiplash, frozen. Stanley Kubrick.

tv: mad men, archer, the wire, the sopranos, game of thrones, girls, twin peaks, portlandia, the state and anything by state alumni, reno 911!, arrested development, it's always sunny, top of the lake, mst3k, true dick, fargo, the affair

TED is terrible. Stop watching that stuff. Watch Vice TV. And Epic Meal Time.

music: memory tapes, cold cave, blonde redhead, tangerine dream, vangelis, crystal castles, joy division, neko case, the new pornographers, the wrens, neutral milk hotel, guided by voices, bat for lashes, the left banke, mount eerie, robin, cat power, the hold steady, the smiths, wild nothing, depeche mode, new order, echo and the bunnymen, i break horses, chairlift, young ejecta, russian red when she covers magnetic fields, chvrches, alvvays, zola jesus

list of things I want to put inside me: thai, mexican, bacon, chinese, breakfast, sandwiches, anything served off of a sword
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
weightlifting, funny, whiskey, architecture, mid-century modernism, brunch, walnut veneered molded plywood
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The next big $100 idea.

If you've got skills and want to be my co-founder, I have some Cool App Ideas we could work on:

* Pinterest plugin which estimates the mean annual cost of a user/girlfriend

* lets you flame your coworkers and look great doing it with hip career-ending photo filters

* - dating site for people who confuse "your" and "you're"

* - dating site for wizards

* - dating site for people who think puns are going to get them a date

* WhatsZapp - deliver 100K volts of electricity via SMS

* transforms you into a protohuman hominid. Your life is brutal in the state of Nature. You move with the herd, fashioning primitive tools from bone and sinew. The animal sustains you; it is your food and your god. At night you wrap yourself in their tanned skins and shout crude names at the sky. Your short life ends violently. Also tools for photo-sharing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
basic bitch life coach
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My collection of screenshots of celebrities spotted on internet dating apps is getting respectable
You should message me if
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* you didn't just read my entire profile to completion with great interest while thoughtfully composing a heartfelt hello. if you're going to message, be a lady and please glance at my photos and make a thoughtless split second decision based primarily on my looks

* you want to shower me with praise for such a winning profile

* your id read the previous as "you want to shower with me"

* you want to first date the shit out of me

* you love bulleted lists