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chaindtoarock

32 San Francisco, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am pretty easy going. Honest, perhaps to a fault. I have a strong sense of justice but I try not to judge. I'm NOT very stylish and don't really care to be. I'm generally disinterested in superficial things. I am candid, basically good, and a bit crass. I like to be right but can admit when I am wrong. I have no poker face. I am a collection of short statements.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm just living it. I'm not saving the world and I am not going to be president...just trying to be a good person.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Explaining complex concepts and abstract ideas, Trivial Pursuit, procrastination, keeping it light, driving, parallel parking, cooking southern cuisine, dancing (while no one is watching).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lately I've been getting a lot of, "You remind me of a younger Paul Ryan.". I try not to get offended.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:Im from Florida so anything Carl Hiaasen resonates with me, most Chuck Palahniuk (yes I did have to look it up to spell it correctly) and Jared Diamond for the first 100 pages. How-to books. To be honest I don't read much unless I'm traveling or cant fall asleep.

Movies/TV: The Big Lewboski, Ghostbusters, Paths of Glory,Dazed and Confused, Zoolander, City of God,Heat, Adventureland, Anchorman, Patton, The Incredibles,Monsters Inc., The Royal Tenenbaums, 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, I Love You Man, Idiocracy, Modern Family, Dexter, Bored to Death, Californication, The Wire, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, Game of Thrones, Girls

Music: Air, Alt-J, Aphex Twin, The Album Leaf, Beck, The Beta Band, Bill Withers, The Books, Caribou, Dead Prez, Death Cab for Cutie, The Decemberists, Del tha Funkee Homosapien, Diplo, Elliott Smith, The Evens, Feist, Fischerspooner, Four Tet, Hot Chip, Imogen Heap, Kaki King, Kid Cudi, The Knife, Little Dragon, The Mars Volta, Massive Attack, Matthew Dear, MF Doom, Mirah, Modest Mouse, On and On, Prefuse 73, Pinback, Radiohead, Ratatat, Regina Spektor, Rilo Kiley, RJD2, Sam Cooke, Santigold, The Shins, Sons and Daughters, The Streets, Sufjan Stevens, Telefon Tel Aviv, TV on the Radio, Ugly Casanova

Food:I'm pretty good with anything. I like eating family style and trying everything so Indian, Ethiopian and Thai are definitely go-to's. French cuisine is in the regular rotation. I love Mexican food. I like to eat well but I also like greasy spoons (especially with a hangover).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music
2. NPR
3. The Internet
4. Stimulus (See above)
5. My memory foam mattress.
6. Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The name of that actor. Reason 7 workflow. Flight patterns. Why so many women on OKC have username's that are suffixed by the word "saurus".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually something chill. I work on Saturdays so Friday isn't normally a rager.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think that baseball is the most boring sport ever created and I hope that the Giants start to suck so everyone in the Bay Area will finally stfu about baseball.
You should message me if
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You're are smart, funny and easy going. Haters to the left.