Please excuse me, I'm not on OKC as much any more. I log on once a day to check for messages, and then log off again. Just so you know.

NOTE: If you message me and it's full of fail, where you ask me for sex or something equally stupid, don't be surprised to see them in my blog, you whiny little baby.

I. AM. ONLY. LOOKING. FOR. WOMEN. OR. TRANSGENDERED.

I have a tl;dr in my "You should message me if" section if you identify as a lazy motherfucker!

Wink Hijack! I decided to jump in on the wink hijack, originally created by TedPro! If you send a Wink, I will assume you want to partake of my wink hijack and you'll receive back the song I'm listening to at the moment I receive said wink hijack.

~~~~oOoOo~~~~~A few quick things~~~~~~oOoOo~~~~

- I'm only looking for women or those who do/did identify as transgendered (which is why I'm still listed as bi, and not gay).

- I'm in a relationship.

- I have a low sex drive.

- I don't date cigarette smokers.

- I am here to date, not to get laid.

- I rarely wear makeup.

- I identify as a bitch, a twat, a cunt and a fag/faggot. I embrace these words, because they shouldn't be insults, but I still sometimes use them as endearing terms or as insults, because it's funny. CUNTWEASEL! TWATWAFFLE! BOWIEFAG!

- I'm a lot nicer than my profile makes me out to be, I promise.

- I sometimes troll the Unmitigated Drama boards, and love helping and also trolling in the FAQ boards.

- Don't contact me to cyber or cam with you. kthnxbai.

- Proud member of the xFATxGIRLxCREWx

- For FUCKS SAKE, it's JUST a screen name!

- I really don't like PeTA/HSUS.

- If you're here because I stalked your profile, there's a good chance it's because I use FlagMod and I most likely stalked you because you either flagged something stupidly, you said something cool or really dumb as a Flagmod, or someone flagged your profile, message, test, journal entry or picture for deletion. Just letting you know.

- I love animals/insects/etc a lot. Cats, dogs, snakes, fish, rats, ferrets, horses, birds, spiders, anything. I love them. Totally send me a message if you have an animal, ESPECIALLY if you've adopted. :D

- I'm polyamorous.

- I'm fat! OH NOES.

- Don't message me to tell me I'm not fat. I appreciate it, but it's not true. You can't lie the fat away.

- Just because you crossdress does not mean you are TG, and vice versa. It ESPECIALLY doesn't mean I wanna dominate you.

- I am not really that nice. I lied.

- If I showed up on your stalkers list, I probably rated your looks, and possibly rated your personality if I read that far. Feel self conscious. -__- FEEL JUDGED! O_O *points at you*

- You probably shouldn't message me if you aimlessly breed animals.

- Oh, and Scientologists, Evangelical Christians, Creationists, and Juggalo/ettes need not apply.

Ok, now that THAT'S out of the way...

Hi! I'm ChainedPunkGirl aka StainedSpunkGirl... I'm in love with this man: nomadtheodd. I am no longer with the woman I was in love with, as her dishonesty was too much to take.

We are non-monogamous/polyamorous. (Oh god, shes one of THOSE!) I am NOT LOOKING FOR A THREESOME. It's not my purpose here, and I'm really only looking for a girlfriend (a woman or TG) for myself, please do not chase after me if you are a male identified male. I'm really not interested. I have about 6 guys I could go to if I wanted. I am not opposed to friends, but don't expect much more. :D

I'm not looking for anyone for my fiance (he has his own OKC profile for that), or for him and me. You don't have to do anything with him, except be aware of him, and know that our relationship is non negotiable! :) I consider myself a lesbian that joneses for dick, which would probably explain my pansexualness.. So basically, I love women, and only like men. lolwut?

On my polyamory: I would eventually like to stop being polyamorous and embrace polyfidelity with the partners I love. That's the goal, of course.

I'd consider myself a femme.

I'm vegetarian, aspiring vegan, I don't expect you to be, but it's awesome if you are. I'm not judgmental. I like discussing it, and if you have questions, ask. I love discussing, especially things I care about... but I'd appreciate it if you didn't think you were original with your vegetarian jokes. I've probably heard them. A lot. I get it. People Eating Tasty Animals. I hate PeTA, and this joke makes me want to throw acid in the persons facial vicinity.

"WHY?" Why am I vegetarian? "YAH" Ok, well stop screaming... don't have a problem with people eating meat, k? I think it's part of the food cycle, etc, but I found it healthier for me to be veggie, and I don't like supporting factory farms. Don't know what I'm talking about? Research it, please! Also, buy local!!

I'm originally from Detroit, and moved to Jackson, Michigan (a tiny little piece of shit town where everybody over 35 is racist and no one knows how to drive) where I went to high school. My high school was pretty small, and it's where I built my people skills. I learned really quick that a small area means few friends. I ended up being friends with almost every "clique" in the school, not to sound pretentious. Now I live in South Bend, and it's not TOO bad...

I'm a strong animal welfare advocate (read: NOT ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST). I love people and hate them at the same time, and I LOVE to learn. I am a HUGE Pit Bull advocate (I love those APBT!), and I'm against BSL or Breed Specific Legislation. There is no such thing as a bad breed, just bad owners.

I share my home with 3 ferrets, named Stardust, Sonnet, and Swiper. If you don't like animals... I'm not the person for you. All of these little guys are rescues, save for Stardust, who I bought, but I'll never buy another animal again. Don't breed or buy while shelter animals die!

If you are racist, sizist, cissexist/transphobic, purposely ignorant, bigoted, or if you force your beliefs on others, FUCK YOU. :D

If OKC could have profile songs, this would be mine right now.

My dream woman**

I clean toilets..... hoping to go to college soon. -_-

Working with animals is my dream. My other passion in life is working with children. I can't think of anything more rewarding than taking care of animals in need, or enriching children's lives. I have the same view about animals as I do about children. I never plan on having children of my own, but I am considering fostering/adopting. Why bring more souls into this world when there are so many needing love already? :D

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Sending messages back. Write me, I'll write back at least once, I promise. I also love IM.

Ricki Lake and John Lithgow had a child and called it chainedpunkgirl. - Moiraine2342

....i think chained looks more like ricki lake + jay leno. - ErrantThought

Okay look, I don't normally make fun of people's appearances but I have to make an exception here- you can either have a man face or be fat, not both. - MusclesFacekick

How much I swear and what I'm talking about. I don't give a damn, I'll talk about abortion and gender roles in a crowded room of people I hardly know, or don't know at all.

Another thing people tend to notice is that I'm walking with a LOUD, mohawk sporting hippie (my fiance). He was forced to cut his hair for work but he is growing it out again for the wedding! ^_^

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2. My family and friends (original content), especially my fiancé.
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4. The internet
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6. Vegetarian fast food
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8. Mary Jane, betch.
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10. Music (esp Bowie and the Beatles)
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12. My teefs.

Music. Most of the time, I either have music playing, or running through my head. Random lyrics, snippets of music videos, or I sing entire songs to myself.

Animal welfare/ veggie/ PeTA. I am NOT a PeTA supporter, because they push for the ending of all animals ownership and are against APBT, but I wrestle every day with their good causes and supporting them. Animal welfare and animal abuse are on my mind quite a bit. Google factory farms and puppy mills.

Hanging out with Soytugitana and vbpj, who spend all weekend with me! :)

Sometimes I go out with my best friend Kacy and all of our friends to the bar, or to his house for his awesome parties.

I like A1 waaay too much, and I don't even eat steak anymore.

I think neck and face tattoos are almost always dumb.

I'm ENFJ.

This video has been known to make me cry.

I love Crispin Glover*.

I can't hear the Lords Prayer without reciting along.

I have, and always will stand by the statement: Kirk is the better captain. D:

Phobias:

• I'm terrified of being chased.
• I'm even more terrified of Zombies.
• I can't stand on things that aren't solid ground; bridges, manholes, lofts suspended from the ceiling, and even elevators are work for me.

Don't bother messaging me if you have no picture and no profile. I'll be immediately turned off from talking to you.

OK, quick profile recap:

polyamorous, pansexual, engaged, vegetarian, smart ass, ferret lover, BBW, Bowie obsessed, lives in Indiana, has a roommate, and stabs pickles. Wait, what?

MY ONLY DEAL BREAKER: You have to be non cigarette smoking. this is honestly my only deal breaker... I cannot date a smoker.

Please message me if you know any of these people. Let's talk shit behind their back. It'll be great. :D

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