Please excuse me, I'm not on OKC as much any more. I log on once a day to check for messages, and then log off again. Just so you know.
NOTE: If you message me and it's full of fail,
where you ask me for sex or something equally stupid, don't be
surprised to see them in my
blog, you whiny little baby.
I. AM. ONLY. LOOKING. FOR. WOMEN. OR. TRANSGENDERED.
I have a tl;dr in my "You should message me if" section if you identify as a lazy motherfucker!
Wink Hijack! I decided to jump in on
the wink hijack, originally created by TedPro! If you send a Wink,
I will assume you want to partake of my wink hijack and you'll
receive back the song I'm listening to at the moment I receive said
wink hijack.
~~~~oOoOo~~~~~A few quick things~~~~~~oOoOo~~~~
- I'm only looking for women or those who do/did identify as
transgendered (which is why I'm still listed as bi, and not
gay).
- I'm in a relationship.
- I have a low sex drive.
- I don't date cigarette smokers.
- I am here to date, not to get laid.
- I rarely wear makeup.
- I identify as a bitch, a twat, a cunt and a fag/faggot. I embrace
these words, because they shouldn't be insults, but I still
sometimes use them as endearing terms or as insults, because it's
funny. CUNTWEASEL! TWATWAFFLE! BOWIEFAG!
- I'm a lot nicer than my profile makes me out to be, I
promise.
- I sometimes troll the Unmitigated Drama
boards, and love helping and also trolling in the FAQ boards.
- Don't contact me to cyber or cam with you. kthnxbai.
- Proud member of the xFATxGIRLxCREWx
- For FUCKS SAKE, it's JUST a screen name!
- I really don't like PeTA/HSUS.
- If you're here because I stalked your profile, there's a good
chance it's because I use FlagMod and I most likely stalked you
because you either flagged something stupidly, you said
something cool or really dumb as a Flagmod, or someone flagged your
profile, message, test, journal entry or picture for deletion. Just
letting you know.
- I love animals/insects/etc a lot. Cats, dogs, snakes, fish, rats,
ferrets, horses, birds, spiders, anything. I love them. Totally
send me a message if you have an animal, ESPECIALLY if you've
adopted. :D
- I'm polyamorous.
- I'm fat! OH NOES.
- Don't message me to tell me I'm not fat. I appreciate it, but
it's not true. You can't lie the fat away.
- Just because you crossdress does not mean you are TG, and vice
versa. It ESPECIALLY doesn't mean I wanna dominate you.
- I am not really that nice. I lied.
- If I showed up on your stalkers list, I probably rated your
looks, and possibly rated your personality if I read that far. Feel
self conscious. -__- FEEL JUDGED! O_O *points at you*
- You probably shouldn't message me if you aimlessly breed
animals.
- Oh, and Scientologists, Evangelical Christians, Creationists, and
Juggalo/ettes need not apply.
Ok, now that THAT'S out of the way...
Hi! I'm ChainedPunkGirl aka StainedSpunkGirl... I'm in love with
this man: nomadtheodd.
I am no longer with the woman I was in love with, as her dishonesty
was too much to take.
We are non-monogamous/polyamorous. (Oh god, shes
one of THOSE!) I am NOT LOOKING FOR A THREESOME. It's not my purpose here,
and I'm really only looking for a girlfriend (a woman or TG) for
myself, please do not chase after me if you are a male identified
male. I'm really not interested. I have about 6 guys I could go to
if I wanted. I am not opposed to friends, but don't expect much
more. :D
I'm not looking for anyone for my fiance (he has his own OKC
profile for that), or for him and me. You don't have to do anything
with him, except be aware of him, and know that our relationship is
non negotiable! :) I consider myself a lesbian that joneses for dick,
which would probably explain my pansexualness.. So basically, I love
women, and only like men. lolwut?
On my polyamory:
I would eventually like to stop being polyamorous and embrace
polyfidelity
with the partners I love. That's the goal, of course.
I'd consider myself a femme.
I'm vegetarian,
aspiring vegan, I
don't expect you to be, but it's awesome if you are. I'm not
judgmental. I like discussing it, and if you have questions, ask. I
love discussing, especially things I care about... but I'd
appreciate it if you didn't think you were original with your
vegetarian jokes. I've probably heard them. A lot. I get it. People
Eating Tasty Animals. I hate PeTA, and this joke makes me want to
throw acid in the persons facial vicinity.
"WHY?" Why am I vegetarian? "YAH" Ok, well stop
screaming... don't have a problem with people eating meat, k? I
think it's part of the food cycle, etc, but I found it healthier
for me to be veggie, and I don't like supporting factory farms.
Don't know what I'm talking about? Research it, please! Also,
buy local!!
I'm originally from Detroit, and moved to Jackson, Michigan (a
tiny little piece of shit town where everybody over 35 is racist
and no one knows how to drive) where I went to high school. My high
school was pretty small, and it's where I built my people skills. I
learned really quick that a small area means few friends. I ended
up being friends with almost every "clique" in the school, not to
sound pretentious. Now I live in South Bend, and it's not TOO
bad...
I'm a strong animal welfare advocate (read:
NOT ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST). I love people and hate them at the
same time, and I LOVE to learn. I am a HUGE Pit Bull advocate (I love those
APBT!), and I'm
against BSL or
Breed Specific
Legislation. There is no such thing as a bad breed, just bad
owners.
I share my home with 3 ferrets, named Stardust, Sonnet, and
Swiper. If you don't like animals... I'm not the person for you.
All of these little guys are rescues, save for Stardust, who I
bought, but I'll never buy another animal again. Don't breed or buy
while shelter animals die!
If you are racist, sizist, cissexist/transphobic, purposely
ignorant, bigoted, or if you force your beliefs on others, FUCK
YOU. :D
If OKC could have profile songs, this would be mine
right now.
My dream woman**