If you message me and it's full of fail, where you ask me for sex or something equally stupid, don't be surprised to see them in my blog, you whiny little baby.
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WINK HIJACK! Send me a "Wink", I'll send you the song I'm listening to at the time. Started by Tedpro.
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LAZY PEOPLE:
PLEASE READ THE BOLDED PARTS FOR EASY INFO.
ALSO, VISIT THE "You should message me if" SECTION FOR A TLDR.
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~~~I'M "AVAILABLE" TO DATE~~~
I'm in an open relationship. This means I have multiple relationships at a time, so don't be surprised to find out I'm with someone(s).
~~~EXTREME NERD WARNING~~~
I'm a nerd to the max. D&D, LARP, WoW, RPGs, board games, word games, crosswords, console games, computer games, internet games, Amtgard, MtG. A love for all of these would be nice! ;)
~~~I'M CURRENTLY DATING~~~
Got a guy and a girl on my arm.
~~~RELATIONSHIP LIMITS~~~
I believe I am capable of having many fun, not-super-serious relationships at a time, as well as some more serious relationships too. So, bring it on, ladies and gents!
~~~I AM MOSTLY GAY~~~
I am mostly attracted to women.
~~~I DO LIKE DUDES SOMETIMES~~~
I have preferences... you need to be dorky/nerdy/weird/alternative. I tend to like those that aren't "normal"?
~~~MOSTLY ONLY LOOKING FOR CHICKS AND TG~~~
I'm usually only looking for women or those who do/did identify as transgendered. I'm very open minded about trans people, but a good rule of thumb: I'm not into FtM... I just don't like guys, sorry. This isn't a rule, just something I've noticed.
~~~IF I MESSAGED YOU, I LIKE YOU~~~
Guys, that above paragraph doesn't apply to you if I messaged you first to tell you I like your music section and how awesome your hair is.... or something similar. I am not a man hater, I just don't usually find myself attracted to most men. Please feel free to try though. ;)
~~~NO SMOKERS PLEASE~~~
Maybe if you're trying to quit...
~~~NO RANDOM SEX~~~
Not interested.
~~~I AM OFFENSIVE~~~
I identify as a bitch, a twat, a cunt and a fag/faggot. I embrace these words, because they shouldn't be just insults. I still sometimes use them as endearing terms or as insults, because it's funny. CUNTWEASEL! TWATWAFFLE! BOWIEFAG!
~~~I COME ON STRONG~~~
All the fucking time do I say things that get taken outta context, or that border on offensive, when I'm just trying to be silly. I've lost (at least) 2 dates this way...
~~~I'M POLITICAL ~~~
I really don't like PeTA/HSUS. But I'm also a vegetarian, so figure that one out.
~~~ANIMALS RULE YOUR FACE~~~
I love animals/insects/etc a lot. Cats, dogs, snakes, fish, rats, ferrets, horses, birds, spiders, anything. I love them. Totally send me a message if you have an animal, ESPECIALLY if you've adopted. :D
~~~I'M FAT~~~
Oh noes!
....Don't message me to tell me I'm not fat. That's special and everything, but if you sugarcoat it, I'll eat that too. Srsly. I'm 5'9" 225lbs.
~~~I LIKE FAT PEOPLE~~~
But seriously, fat chicks... Don't mislead me or anyone else with your myspace angles and cropped face shots. Everyone has preferences, and I'd like to know what I'm getting into. I don't wanna see a pic where you look 240lbs, but you're actually 400lbs. Lets be honest here.
~~~NO TRANSVESTITES LOOKING TO BE DOMMED, PLEASE~~~
Just because you crossdress does not mean you are TG, and vice versa. It ESPECIALLY doesn't mean I wanna dominate you.
~~~FINISH YOUR PROFILE~~~
Don't bother messaging me if you have no picture and no profile. I'll be immediately turned off from talking to you.
~~~SPEAK ENGLISH~~~
I don't care if English isn't your first language, but I get easily frustrated with foreigners if I can't understand them, so I'm sorry if I don't wanna talk to you. This goes for you USA natives who can't spell...
- I'm a lot nicer than my profile makes me out to be, I promise.
- I rarely wear makeup.
- You probably shouldn't message me if you aimlessly breed animals.
- Oh, and Scientologists, Evangelical Christians, Creationists, and Juggalo/ettes need not apply.
- I am not really that nice. I lied.
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Ok, now that THAT'S out of the way...
Hi! I'm ChainedPunkGirl.
I'm in love with this man:
nomadtheodd.
I'm in love with this woman:
MarilynJosie.
We are non-monogamous/polyamorous. (Oh god, she's
one of THOSE!) I am NOT LOOKING FOR A THREESOME. It's not my purpose here,
and I'm really only looking for a girlfriend (a woman or TG) for
myself. I'm opening myself up to men again... I go through stages
of of preferring women over men, and then evenly liking them again.
I'm weird. :P
I'm not looking for anyone for my patners. (They have their
own OKC profiles for that). You don't have to do anything with
them, except be aware of them, and know that our relationships are
non negotiable! :)
I consider myself a lesbian that joneses for dick, which
would probably explain my pansexualness.. So basically, I love
women, and only like men. lolwut?
On my polyamory:
I would eventually like to stop being polyamorous and embrace
polyfidelity
with the partners I love. That's the goal, of course.
I'd consider myself afemme, and I prefer femme women.. Not
really into D/s or S&M, but can do it if requested by my
SO.
I'm vegetarian,
aspiring vegan, I
don't expect you to be, but it's awesome if you are. I'm not
judgmental. I like discussing it, and if you have questions, ask. I
love discussing, especially things I care about... but I'd
appreciate it if you didn't think you were original with your
vegetarian jokes. I've probably heard them. A lot. I get it. People
Eating Tasty Animals. I hate PeTA, and this joke makes me want to
throw acid in the persons facial vicinity.
"WHY?" Why am I vegetarian? "YAH" Ok, well stop
screaming... don't have a problem with people eating meat, k? I
think it's part of the food cycle, etc, but I found it healthier
for me to be veggie, and I don't like supporting factory farms.
Don't know what I'm talking about? Research it, please! Also,
buy local!!
I'm originally from Detroit, and moved to Jackson, Michigan (a
tiny little piece of shit town where everybody over 35 is racist
and no one knows how to drive) where I went to high school. My high
school was pretty small, and it's where I built my people skills. I
learned really quick that a small area means few friends. I ended
up being friends with almost every "clique" in the school, not to
sound pretentious. Now I live in South Bend, and it's not TOO
bad...
I'm a strong animal welfare advocate (read:
NOT ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST). I love people and hate them at the
same time, and I LOVE to learn. I am a HUGE Pit Bull advocate (I love those
APBT!), and I'm
against BSL or
Breed Specific
Legislation. There is no such thing as a bad breed, just bad
owners.
I share my home with 3 ferrets, named Stardust, Sonnet, and
Swiper. I also have 2 kitties: Pumpkin the polydacytl orange
monster, and Bender, the shaved black and white tuxedo kitteh. My
girlfriends rat also lives here. Her name is Ria, and she's
adorable.
If you don't like animals... I'm not the person for you. All of
these little guys are rescues, save for Stardust, who I bought, but
I'll never buy another animal again. Don't breed or buy while
shelter animals die!
This is my roommate!
Lamby_toes
If you are racist, sizist, cissexist/transphobic, purposely
ignorant, bigoted, or if you force your beliefs on others, FUCK
YOU. :D
If OKC could have profile songs, this would be mine
right now.
My dream woman***
Before OKC deleted our three descriptive words I was:
flawesome, chubby, and adorkable
