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chairmanmeow3

23 / M / Straight / Single

Columbia, Maryland

His Details

Last Online
Today – 10:30am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Income
Less than $20,000
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
This profile isn't exactly verbose in its presentation of my personal information. This is not through the assumption that telling people more about myself is "bad" or "weird" but honestly the amount of time people spend reading these things seems pretty close to nil, and as such it seems counterproductive to extol my own virtues. Alas, that may seem like I am a dull person, or a creeper but, well, thems the breaks.
anyway, basic info:
bachelor's of the arts in history, from maryland. runner. marxist. wine drinker. cat person. novel reader. forums poster. author. dreamweaver. visionary. plus actor.
What I’m doing with my life
hopefully drinkin girly drinks outside in the hot summer air since it apparently went straight from march to june without anyone telling the calendar
I’m really good at
Deadpan humor. Acting. Running. Probably other things too.
The first things people usually notice about me
honestly, i have no idea. you can tell me if you want. though, someone once called me a sociopath as part of the first impression. that's not really a good sign
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: the phenomenology of spirit. capital. on war. capitalism and schizophrenia. the condition of post-modernity. lolita. stuff by yukio mishima. the sorrows of young werther. warhammer 40k novels. kim stanley robinson books.

the great gatsby is overrated.

Movies: john carpenter's the thing. ravenous. drive. the grey. the lord of the rings trilogy. the empire strikes back, but NOT the return of the jedi. district 9. pride and prejudice. bride and prejudice. sharktopus. daniel craig is the best bond. jurassic park. the master was pretty good. godzilla movies (old timey godzilla obviously).

Shows: breaking bad, walt was evil the whole time and skyler is the most sane person on the show. star trek: the next generation. star trek: deep space nine (ds9 is better). adventure time. regular show. the simpsons seasons 3-8. garth marenghi's darkplace. seinfeld (the best arc is definitely soup nazi though that depends on my mood)

Music: taylor swift. third eye blind. lana del rey. the airborne toxic event. aqua. charlotte sometimes. college. copeland. buddy holly. glitch mob. icona pop. katy perry. kelly clarkson. the killers. massive attack. metric. pink floyd. postal service. radiohead. silversun pickups. studio killers. the naked and famous. the xx. mozart. bach.

Food: sushi (not with crunchy stuff in it). seafood. kimchi. reuben sandwiches. not-reuben sandwiches. burgers. fries. crab chips.
The six things I could never do without
consistent caloric intake. that feeling of power one gets when you defeat an opponent. learning. the infallible science of marxism. that useless cat who's like 17 years old but still in perfect health, but is also so fat that she can't crawl into your lap without help. lists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what if i wasn't awful? what if, instead, i was a cool dude?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either nothing or going out to a party or a bar. weird right
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
2 spaces after a period is correct and proper.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
if you feel that is an appropriate course of action to take. personally i would prefer if you were a person with similar philosophic and personal interests (ie, someone lefty and interested in athletic pursuits and also maybe enjoys doing human things like going to cities and enjoying themselves), though this is not mandatory and if you're cool then i see no problems