‎"A long time ago, I was forced to make a choice - between hypocritical humility and honest arrogance. And I chose honest arrogance.” —C.M. Punk

HUGE NOTE: I'm NOT on here for friendship. And here to help me with that point is SNL's News for the Deaf correspondent Garrett Morris:
Me: I understand some of you on here for friendship.
GM: YOUR WASTING YOUR TIME AND MINE.
Me: But the site is called okcupid.
GM: ANGEL OF LOVE.
Me: And I know some of you want friends first but that's not for me.
GM: FRIENDS FIRST MEANS BITCH DON'T LIKE YOU.
Me: So please you must be looking for a relationship if you do email me?
GM: DON'T JERK ME AROUND
Me: Thank you for your consideration
GM: RE-LAT-ION-SHIPS

Many women seem highly offended by my profile pic with what they see as two very beautiful women on my arm. I'm highly offended that married women and women just looking for "friends" are on a site with "cupid" in it's name. There, now we have something in common.

I'd rather not write more than this: I'm tired of writing and writing and writing and getting NO responses. I don't know exactly what women on here are looking for or what they expect, but there's a fine line between being picky and just plain wasting your own time. I'd prefer you write to me before I reveal anymore.

On a serious note:
Pardon me if I seem bitter, but I'm tired of people, well let's correct that, women assuming things about me because of my living situation. Some facts: I have a career with decent pay and benefits, I have a car I pay for, I own stuff, and I live with my parents in a situation where I give them money, buy them what they need and help around the house anyway I can. I wash my own clothes and clean up after myself. I am not a loser like your last 10 boyfriends. So before you criticize myself or my living situation ask yourself these questions:
1. Can you name both of your parents?
2. If one of your parents had cancer, how far would you go to help them?
3. Are your parents still together or were they ever together?
4. Did you move out at 18 or over, or were you kicked out because your own parents can't stand you?
5. Did you wait or did you just pop out a kid with the first guy you thought would stay?

Hurts doesn't it. Assumptions can do that.

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1. My drive 2. My ambition, 3. My sense of self, 4. character 5. determination. 6.ability to read through the BS

This was word for word from the "Why Are You Single?" test I took and explains things perfectly and why I have a problem with the way women handle things.

"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

I've recently been told that I have a big ego. Thank you.

I heard of and looked up sapiosexual for the first time. As intelligent as I am, I am NOT a sapiosexual. My brains actually turn myself off.

Doing something because I usually only get Friday and Saturday nights to go out.
Unless its summer then EVERYDAY IS SATURDAY!

"I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking." - George Carlin

you know how to type.