HUGE NOTE: I'm NOT on here for friendship. And here to help me with that point is SNL's News for the Deaf correspondent Garrett Morris:
Me: I understand some of you on here for friendship.
GM: YOUR WASTING YOUR TIME AND MINE.
Me: But the site is called okcupid.
GM: ANGEL OF LOVE.
Me: And I know some of you want friends first but that's not for me.
GM: FRIENDS FIRST MEANS BITCH DON'T LIKE YOU.
Me: So please you must be looking for a relationship if you do email me?
GM: DON'T JERK ME AROUND
Me: Thank you for your consideration
Many women seem highly offended by my profile pic with what they see as two very beautiful women on my arm. I'm highly offended that married women and women just looking for "friends" are on a site with "cupid" in it's name. There, now we have something in common.